My Neighbor Is A Cat Boy!!

9

PoV: Tobias

"Mm... heavy..." I felt weight on my chest and stomach. I lifted my blanket and found two lumps under my shirt, "Eh? What the hell is this?"

  I lifted my shirt, it was the cutest sight I had ever seen. On my stomach and chest were a small, black, tuxedo cat and large orange car snuggling in a sound sleep! I should hold still, I cannot disturb a rare chance like this- Wait a second.

  I grabbed the tuxedo cat by its scruff, "Bean, why the hell are you in my bed again!? And who is this?"

Poof! He changed back and pulled my shirt off completely.

"What the hell are you doing!?" I snapped.

"You're going to wake Minnie," he pulled on my shirt and laid down next to me.

"I never gave you permission to lay in bed with me," I couldn't move, the orange cat was still adorably sleeping.

"You didn't say I couldn't. Besides, you're really warm," he was laying on my arm, "I'll make it so you can't move me."

"Hey, that's hella creepy," I got the chills for a moment.

"If I lay like this long enough your arm will go numb and you can't push me."

"So that's what you ment..." I felt a bit of relief.

"Or would you like me to tie you up."

"Like hell I would let you do that! Go way!"

"Is that so... Would you like to tie me up instead-"

"No! What's wrong with you!?" I couldn't move my arm, It really went numb!?

"Oh, my plan worked," he moved minnie onto my other arm and laid over my chest.

"Hey!" He was making both my arms numb just to lay on top of me?! "Get off me."

"No."

"Get off!"

  He pulled the blanket over himself, "No."

  Is this torture? Why me? Why do I have to live next door to this idiot?

"Meow~!" The orange cat got up and stretched. It remained sitting on my arm, but its eyes were staring at me intensely.

"What? Your his friend right? Minnie? Make him get-" it stuck its paw on my mouth and laid down on my neck. Eh? What the hell is this?!

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"I appreciate bringing me a cat. But don't ever come up with something like that again," I had the orange cat on my lap as I lectured him.

"Sorry, I only longed to be in the most comfortable spot I know," he was still wearing my shirt.

"That involved climbing into my shirt," I was wearing a new shirt already, but still.

"Yes. Body heat is strongest from direct contact," he looked around, "I lost your gift..."

"Gift? Hey, you didn't bring me another bug did you?" I glared at him.

"No. It was a bird, but I think it was still alive. It's missing now," HE BROUGHT ME BIRD?!

"Hey, where did you put it down?" I had to sterilize that spot immediately.

"Hm... your bedroom window," he answered, "here."

  He pointed to my open window, there were a few feathers but no bird.

"Meow~ meow~" the orange cat meowed while on my lap.

"Really?" Bean looked at the cat, "She says it flew away."

"At least it was okay- You understand her?" I looked at him. It made sense that he'd understand her, he did completely transform into a cat a moment ago.

"I thought that fact was obvious," he picked up Minnie and she sat on his shoulders, "Minnie wants to walk home."

"Oh, right," I brought her to my front door and let her outside, "That was someone else cat?"

"Yes, Minnie lives by the park," he answered.

"Really," I watched her walk away, her red collar jingling as she walked. Bean reached his hand to his choker and lowered it again, "Do you like the collars with a bell?"

"It doesn't matter. If I imagine the next collar I get it won't be special. I'm fine with the choker for now."

  He really finds a collar that important?

"Who does this special someone have to be? Your lover?" I sat down with him on my couch.

"Hm... someone who takes care of me, feeds me, and helps me when I need it. I think... I just know that they'll pick the perfect one," his hair was always in his face, and it made it hard to see the kind look in his eyes. His cheeks were all pink I reached my hand out towards him, "What is it? Mm..."

  I smiled as he let me gently stroke his hair, "You should smile more often, you're kinda cute that way you know?"

"You moron... Don't say weird things like that," his cheeks went brighter and he bowed his head.

"What's this? You're blushing~" This is my chance to get revenge for all the times he's hit and thrown things at me, "You're face is bright red~"

"Shut it!" He pushed my hand away from him.

"You're adorable. Here kitty kitty kitty~" I reached to pet him.

"Enough!" He elbowed me in the chest, "I'm going home!"

"Hey, you don't have anything on other than my shirt, you can't go out like that," It hurt... I think I teased him too hard... there goes my revenge.

"I'll be fine. You're not getting it back ever!" He slammed my door shut.

"This brat stole my shirt!"

  I'm so getting my revenge.

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2/15/2021