A/n Hey loves! I would just like to thank you guys for reading and I've finally got a update for you! This chapter goes out to wolfstar_linny_larry for helping me get past my writer's block, she had the ideas for my next chapter as well. I appreciate you🦎! Also happy late valentine's day to all <3
Remus pov
👾My valentine👾
Padfooooooot
I read that in a whiny tone
Am I right?I typed it in a whiny tone
Well then how can I be of assistance
I'm boooooored
And what do you want me to do about it
Idk
Tell me somethingLike what
Do you have any jokes or something
Yeah
K I'm listening
What did one toilet say to the other toilet
Idk
WhatYour looking a little flushed
A toilet joke really
Why am I not surprisedI think its amazing
I'm sure you do
Butt do you have another oneHehehe butt
Wow real mature
Idk how it auto corrected to thatWhy do cemetery's have gates?
Idk why
Because people are dying to get in!
Padfoot noooo
Padfoot yes
How does one get the nickname padfoot
I'll tell you as long as you dont laugh
Got it
Ok so I was in detention and I had to clean the girls bathroom cuz me and prongs played a prank that may or may not have included flooding the bathroom and playing ghost noises so it sounded haunted, well ya know those machines that offer pads and tampons for like 50 cents, I thought you could stick the pads on the bottom of your feet to help mop every thing up. Then I was told what they actually were for and I'll never live it down.
Moony where did you go?Sorry I just couldn't stop laughing
Oh so that's funny but not my jokes
Yep
Damn
How did you get your nickname
Its definitely not as good as your story
I dont care tell me
Well I've always had this fascination with the moon and stars and one time my mom called me it then my friend heard about it amd it just kind of stuck
That's actually pretty cool
I just wish I could laugh at you for itBet you do
YOU ARE READING
Happy to Help //Texting Au//wolfstar
Fanfic"Did you know coffins become underground maracas during an earthquake?" "No but I do now" Non magical texting au. Sirius texts the wrong number only to make a new friend. Possibly more? Will also include a little bit of Jilly. I do not own any of th...