30. a weird fucking conversation

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A/n holey schist! Guys! Chapter 30, I honestly didn't think it would make it this far with 6.64k reads and counting and ranking number 23 in Siriusxremus! I love you guys so much and cant thank you enough for making it happen❤ I love all the comments and votes and everytime I see a notification on this story it always make me smile. I really hope I dont disappoint. Sorry for the long author's note I just needed to tell you guys that you are amazing! On with the chapter! Happy reading!

Remus pov

I was feeling absolutley amazing. That was sarcasm, I feel like shit. But I was sitting around with nothing to do and nobody to talk to because mom was at work so I did the only reasonable thing I could think of. Text padfoot. Yesterday was Friday so I know hes not in school today.

The guy who put a menstrual pad on his foot

Hey pads

are the 2 e's in bee silent?

Yeah, they are just for decoration

That makes sense

It truly does

Another question

Shoot

If a tooth and a another tooth are called teeth and a goose and another goose are called geese then why isn't a moose and another moose called meese?

Because it just is

Moose are magical creatures that deserve their own way of English

Okay

I gusse that makes Sense

Do you think a tree gets sad when the tree next to it dies because like trees take a long time to grow and last super long so what if the ones next to each other were best friends and after like 100 years of knowing each other one of them just dies

That's really sad to think about jeez padfoot

Ya know how they say your skeleton is inside of you, well technically you are your brain so there for you are inside the skeleton

Then what's your skin for?

Decoration

No

I dont even know why I asked that

I cant stop thinking about it

Make it stop

Do think Barbie ever drove lightning McQueen?

Shes barbie, barbie can do whatever she wants

What if they were lovers?

Who Barbie and lightning McQueen?

Yeah

Then Barbie would be doing a lot of riding in the relationship

Kachow!

Thank you Moony that was very necessary

I know:)

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A/n wtf did I just write? Also another pic of my lovely doggo because y'all seemed to have like that last time.


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