Random Fairy tail Stuff

Random Dragon Slayer Scenarios

Just random scenarios that my younger brother came up with...

The Dragon Slayers Get Arrested (Acnoologia and Anna are like the dragon slayers parents! Kinda AU!):

It was a peaceful day in Magnolia, until suddenly there was a huge building fire with Natsu giggling like an idiot. Suddenly, the custody enforcement unit started chasing Natsu through the streets of Magnolia.

Gajeel and Wendy came to help dragging an unamused Laxus with them. Sting and Rogue heard the commotion while they are walking around Magnolia and bumped into Erik and decided to drag him along with them.

Laxus, Erik, Gajeel, Natsu, Rogue and Sting end up being arrested which leaves Wendy to find Papa Acnologia and Dragon Mum and tell them that the other Dragon Slayers got arrested.

Wendy ends up crying to Acnologia and Anna starts to leave. Acnologia asks "Where are you going?" To which Anna replies "To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car."

An hour later, Anna returns with the other 6 Dragon Slayers and a shit tonne of ice cream.

Anna Adopts Laxus and Erik (Anna just wants Laxus and Erik to be in her little family of Dragon Slayers!):

Laxus-
It was quite a cold day in Magnolia and Laxus had a feeling that someone has been following him all day.

Anna appeared in front of Laxus suddenly, slightly scaring him, and asked him if she could adopt him and have him as one of her 'adopted' kids along with Gajeel, Natsu, Wendy and Sabertooth's twin dragons but Laxus said no.

Wanting to adopt Laxus, Anna resorts to the only thing she could think of: Lucy seduction tactics. To Anna's surprise it worked and Makarov agreed to let Anna adopt Laxus as long he still keeps his Grandpa rights of Laxus.

Laxus was just at the side confused at what just happened between his Grandfather and some random blonde person he has never met before but looked suspiciously a lot like Lucy...

Ivan somehow found out what happened and was not impressed to say the least at what happened in regards to his son.

Erik-
Anna was wandering around Fiore and suddenly came across where the members of Crime Sorcière were currently resting.

She looks around and spots Erik and goes over to him. Once in front of Erik, she asks to adopt him and become part of the Dragon Slayer family she has.

Erik thought for a moment before telling Anna to ask Jellal, pointing out the blue-haired male to Anna.

Anna goes over to Jellal and asks him if she can adopt Erik from him. Jellal, being half-asleep after dealing with the other 5 members, accidentally agrees.

An hour later, he wakes up and notices Erik's absence and asks the other members where he was, only to be told he agreed to letting some women who looks like an older version of Lucy from Fairy Tail adopt him.

Natsu Being Philosophical-

It was a usual day at Fairy Tail with everyone fighting and arguing until suddenly Natsu yelled "HEY GUYS!!"

This earned the whole guild's attention and Natsu continued "Do you ever feel like life has an unknown meaning and that we can never truly tell what is actually alive or dead, or that we are alive or do we just believe that because that's what we've been told?"

This made the whole guild stare at Natsu in total shock. "Nah, me either, NOW SOMEONE FIGHT ME!!" Natsu said after a few moments of silence. This caused the whole guild to fall over and Laxus fell over losing his shit laughing.

Makarov came out of his office to see what was going on and saw everyone in the guild on the floor and Natsu standing on a table yelling for someone to fight him.

Makarov then heard someone laughing and looked over at the Thunder Legion to see Laxus laughing and hitting the floor with Evergreen, Bickslow and Freed looking concerned for their friend and team leader.

"What's going on here?"
Laxus tried to answer his Grandpa but couldn't as he just kept laughing when he tried telling him what Natsu said.

"Natsu, you've broken Laxus"
"What are you talking about?"
"Laxus is laughing and he can't stop"

Ivan then walked into the guildhall, as he was walking by and heard laughing that sounded like Laxus, and looked at everyone then spotted his son on the floor laughing.

"What the hell is going on and why is Laxus laughing?"
"Get out of my guild Ivan"
"After someone tells me why my son is laughing"
"My Grandson is laughing over something one of his guildmates said, NOW GET OUT OF MY GUILDHALL IVAN!"

Ivan walked out of the guildhall and Laxus passed out from too much laughter. Makarov looked at his Grandson with a small smile on his face as it had been far too long since he had heard his Grandson laugh.

Fairy Tail's guild master then looked over at the pink-haired dragon slayer that had started this whole mess and noticed that Natsu had sat down at the table and has somehow gotten a book and was reading it upside down and the wrong way but said nothing about it.

Makarov then went back to office to continue his work without having gotten an answer to what happened... What an eventful afternoon that was!