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🔮A Chat Of Chaotic Older Brothers🔮

Natsu made a chat
Natsu named the chat 'Assembly Of Older Brothers'
Natsu added 7 others to the chat

Zeref
Just one question Natsu. Why?!

Natsu
Because I said so. Deal with it!!

Erik
Should know better than that by now not to question anything Natsu does...

Ren
I'm confused... Who's this 'Zeref' person?...

Natsu
Oh that's right. You and Elfman weren't there when I sent a pic of Zeref before..

Zeref
Please don't...

Natsu

Too late

Zeref
Why?...

Erik
Accept it. Natsu is gonna do this everytime...

Zeref changed his name to '🔮🥀_Error_🥀🔮'

Natsu
What the actual fuck is that name Zeref?!

🔮🥀_Error_🥀🔮
Leave me alone Natsu....

Erik
Great, he's gone Emo Mode...

Natsu change his name to 🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
Erik changed his name to 🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀

Laxus
It's kinda funny that the only three who are related used two emojis in their names

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
Shut it Laxus. You never actually set your own names, it's always Sting or Freed that set yours!!

Laxus
Fight me you pyromaniac!

Laxus set his name to ⚡Laxus⚡

⚡Laxus⚡
You were saying, Natsu...

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
Sting did that for you, didn't he?

Gajeel set his name to ⛓Gajeel⛓

⛓Gajeel⛓
Sting couldn't have set Laxus' name cause the lightbulb's at mine...

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
What the fuck is that emoji?!

⛓Gajeel⛓
I dunno. I just said to Rogue "Pick an emoji for me" and he picked that one...

Ren
Also, why was I dragged into this mess?!

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
Cause you're an older brother as well!!

Ren
Hibiki likes to steal my phone when I leave it unlocked near him...

⚡Laxus⚡
Sting does the exact same thing...

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
Anyone else pissed off their boyfriend/girlfriend?

⛓Gajeel⛓
I've pissed Levy off quite a lot of times...

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
What did she do?

⛓Gajeel⛓
Revoked my boyfriend privlages for a month...

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
Damn...
'Beth has actually been close to murdering me before...

⚡Laxus⚡
How?

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
He actually almost stabbed me!!

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
I saw that...

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
Don't piss 'Beth off when he's in a bad mood...

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
Can we add him cause he's practically mine and Wendy's big brother at this point?!

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
Fine!!
But if anyone you assholes piss him off I'll stab a bitch!!

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀 added Macbeth to the chat

Macbeth
Hi E!

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
HI BETH!!!

Macbeth
Hi Natsu!

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
M, change your name!

Macbeth
Why?

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
🥺🥺
Please?!

Macbeth
Fine...

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
So you question it when I ask
But when Natsu asks you agree?!

Macbeth
Don't test me bitch!

Macbeth changed his name to 🖤🥀Midnight🥀🖤

🖤🥀Midnight🥀🖤
Happy now Erik?

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
Yes

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
You okay M?

🖤🥀Midnight🥀🖤
No...
Some hoe just stole my pop tarts...

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
Ok...

🖤🥀Midnight🥀🖤
And the same exact bitch sent me a text at 6:30A.M. saying 'I have your pop tarts'

⚡Laxus⚡
And how's that a problem?

🌀🐍Cobra🐍🌀
Don't ever message M before 12P.M. or else he'll want to commit murder

🖤🥀Midnight🥀🖤
Don't ever message me before 12P.M. because any time before that is too early to be human...

⛓Gajeel⛓
What?

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
He means that any time before 12P.M. is too early to be alive and functioning...

Elfman
Do you guys even know what time it is?

🔥🏳️‍🌈Natsu🏳️‍🌈🔥
No?...

Lyon
It's 5A.M. for christ sake

🖤🥀Midnight🥀🖤
I thought it was 4...

Ren
Let's just go to sleep cause I need at least one hour sleep before Hibiki wakes up for some odd reason...

Lyon
Same, but with Gray...

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