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Laxus What The Fuck?!

Private Chat- Laxus & Sting
Saturday
2:45A.M.

Laxus
I'm gonna need you to get Gramps or Uncle to potentially bail me out of jail...

Sting
Laxus!! What did you do?!

Laxus
Freed messaged me saying "would you drop everything and come over if I asked?" and to which I replied by saying "Yes. Why would you even need to ask?"

Sting
And?...

Laxus
He sends back "Okay then. Come over"

Sting
Oh God...

Laxus
1 hour later I'm at Freed's house...

Sting
IT TAKES AT LEAST 2 AND A HALF HOURS TO GET THERE!!!

Laxus
...

Sting
What did you do? HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THERE THAT FAST?!

Laxus
Several traffic law violations, 8 emergy drinks, 5 counts of resisting arrest
And I didn't use my car...

Sting
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!! LAXUS YOU ABSOLUTE UTTER IDIOT. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!!!

Laxus
I don't know....

Sting
So you're telling me you stole a car, broke several traffic laws and resisted arrest 5 times?!

Laxus
Yes...

Sting
How the hell did you manage to drink 8 energy drinks in that in that entire thing?!

Laxus
Drank them while driving and they were the small cans of energy drinks.....

Sting
OH MY FUCKING GOD... IF DAD FINDS OUT YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE ARRESTED!!

Laxus
I know...

Sting
Gramps and Uncle might kill you..

Laxus
Yeah..

Sting
I swear if you say it was worth it to be with Freed at this stupid hour...

Laxus
.....

Sting
I'm done... Are you at Freed's?

Laxus
Yeah.. Don't know how long it'll be until the police find me...

Sting
I'll let Gramps and Uncle know they might have to bail you out of jail for being a fucking idiot!!!

Laxus
Gee, thanks kid...

Sting
It's your own stupid fault!!!

Laxus
I know!!!
Also why aren't you asleep?!

Sting
When am I ever asleep at this hour?!

Laxus
Exactly what I'm on about!!

Sting
Also just for your information Big Brother, I was asleep for once when you decided to message me because you fucked up!!!

Laxus
I'm impressed you were actually asleep for once at this hour 😂

Sting
I wouldn't laugh if I were you Laxus...

Laxus
Why?

Sting
Gramps and Uncle are pissed at how stupid you were

Laxus
Oh

I'll deal with that later today...

Sting
Gotta go, Dad just got home

Laxus
Be careful, you know how dad is...