Hermes: if you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens are you a chickens tender
Apollo: *staring at the celling with bloodshot eyes at 3 am
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Hades: *nudges Persephone awake at 4am* do you like me
Persephone: i married you
Hades: yes but did you marry me as a friend or like a wife? unclear
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Persephone: im at a loss of words
Hades: *narrating* in spite of being at loss for words she yelled at hades for the next 25min
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Apollo: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you
Artemis: the audacity
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(in a horror movie)
Aphrodite: hello
Killer: i see you
Aphrodite:......
Killer:......
Aphrodite: do i look good
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Hades: what's the weirdest place you've ever had sex
Zeus: i dont think you're pathologically prepared for this talk
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Artemis: if spiders were the size of cats would they be less scary or more scary?
Artemis: because on one hand they wouldn't get into your house easily but on the other hand once they're in there ohhh boi oh boi
Athena: *faiths*
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Hades: *stroking Persephone's hair* you're so tiny and adorable
Persephone: i could kill you in your sleep
Hades: *with love in his eyes* i know
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Hermes: i had this dream that gummy bears were trying to eat me so when i woke up i ate some in revenge
Artemis: WHAT THE FUCK
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Poseidon: let us in
Hades: no *slams the door*
Poseidon & Zeus: *singing terribly* HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE
Hades: *opens the door* shut up and i will let you inside
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Persephone: honey why are you making chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning
Hades: because i've lost control of my life
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Fanfictionmost of this are not mine and can be found on Pinterest or ig also sorry if some of these are repeated there are a lot lol {this mainly Lore Olympus but there are a few that has to do more with Greek Mythology/Percy Jackson}