romantic rival

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Zeus: Hades what was that

Hades: uh........that was Adonis in the trunk

Hera: Adon who

Hades: my romantic rival Adonis he's tied up in the trunk im doing as you said Zeus i plan to gut him like a tandoori fish then dump his carcass on Persephone's doorstep

Zeus: *to Hera* i did not tell him to do that absolutely no it got in translation

Zeus: Hades this is no way to win Persephone's heart back

Zeus: *whispers* im so proud of you

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