𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝘁 ʰᵃʳⁱᵃⁿᵃ ✓

FORTY FOUR

ariana 🤡
hello we have an announcement to make

mikey 🏃
who's we

ariana 🤡
harry and i

troye 🌸
are y'all having a baby- 😳

harry ☁️
nope

doug 🤬
ok so?

ariana 🤡
we're together
like
officially 🥺

harry ☁️
:)

victoria 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
omg

troye 🌸
FINALLY

mikey 🏃
HARRY BROKE FREE FROM THE FRIEND ZONE OMG DUDE CONGRATS

harry ☁️
thank you 🙄

ariana 🤡
i hate u

troye 🌸
wait so
you're together???
like
boyfriend and girlfriend

ariana 🤡
yes

harry ☁️
we are

troye 🌸
love this for you

doug 🤬
not to rush you or anything but i would like to be an uncle before i get wrinkles

ariana 🤡
you're not even gonna say congrats 😭

harry ☁️
he has his priorities straight

troye 🌸
there is absolutely nothing straight about doug and i can confirm

mikey 🏃
not this...

victoria 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
so when are y'all gonna make it public

harry ☁️
we don't know yet

ariana 🤡
we could always just let them find out on their own lmao

troye 🌸
i think it's sweet that u think they don't already know 😭

ariana 🤡
shut up

mikey 🏃
ok but this is so awesome
wait.... i'm the only single one
never fucking mind

troye 🌸
our offer still stands mikey

doug 🤬
yup!

mikey 🏃
thanks but i'm not that desperate
...yet

ariana 🤡
pls 😭😭😭