𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝘁 ʰᵃʳⁱᵃⁿᵃ ✓

FOURTEEN

troye 🌸
so are u gonna tell us what the fuck happened last night

ariana 🤡
nothing happened

doug 🤬
ok so explain why harry and shawn spent the entire night competing for your attention

victoria 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
OMG i thought i was the only one who saw that

mikey 🏃
nah it was pretty obvious

doug 🤬
it was also obvious that harry was winning 💀

ariana 🤡
he may or may not have seen shawn and i holding hands and gotten jealous but i don't wanna talk about it

troye 🌸
wait WHAT

mikey 🏃
oh?????

victoria 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
remember when ariana said she would fuck shawn and marry harry

doug 🤬
she said i want it i got it 😌💅🏻

troye 🌸
so when are we k wording mustin bieber then

victoria 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
BYE 💀

ariana 🤡
i'm stressed
i literally can't do this i'm about to go on tour

troye 🌸
WAIT WHAT
SINCE WHEN

ariana 🤡
surprise? 🙂

doug 🤬
bitch????

mikey 🏃
what's happening

troye 🌸
man ariana's life is so complicated

ariana 🤡
thanks 🙄

victoria 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
i think touring is good
that way u can take your mind off stuff and just focus on the music

mikey 🏃
can we come
im gonna miss u🧍

ariana 🤡
fuck that do u wanna open the show

mikey 🏃
BRO YES

troye 🌸
VICTORIA AND I ARE SINGERS TOO THIS IS SO SICK

ariana 🤡
i need more than one opening act...

doug 🤬
do u happen to need me too
i can be a dog sitter

troye 🌸
a doUg sitter 😌😌😌

doug 🤬
shut the fuck up troye

ariana 🤡
bye????
u can all come
please come i need y'all 🙄😔

victoria 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
i'm so excited omg

ariana 🤡
me too 🥺
fuck men all i need is u

troye 🌸
that's cute babes but we still gonna get u some dick don't worry ❤️

ariana 🤡
goodbye