random short stories

i want to push woodrow wilson down a flight of stairs

OKAY. HERES THE DEAL. I'm in bio right now. But I don't really need, or feel like paying attention. So I'll write this instead. 

HERE'S THE BACKSTORY ON OUR NAMES( BokutoAss, GlowStick and Playdough)

BOKUTOASS

OKay. So before we start you should all know. BokutoAss and Playdough were all friends before GlowStick came into the picture. Now, I could probably attatch a screenshot if I felt like it that would explain everything very simply, but I won't because I'm lazy. 

ANWAY, BokutoAss and Playdough were texting and Playdough was all like,

"Hey BokutoAss, I have something serious to tell you" Now BokutoAss thought that Playdough was joking and started typing out "BokutoAss" and was sending it. NOw, at the same time, Playdough sent a text saying that their dog had died. Anyway, that's all. BokutoAss will never live it down. 

NOW ONTO PLAYDOUGH

Playdough doesn't really even understand why they're called Playdough, but let me enlighten you all. We call Playdough Playdough because everybody loves PLaydough. Like seriously, even when it's stale, crusty and discolored it's still a ton of fun and you love to play with it. Anyway, Playdough reminds me of that so yeah. Also because I thought of it randomly at like three in the morning and harassed them about it because yes. 

NOW ONTO ME

I'm GlowStick because one time Playdough snuck me into their dorm to watch anime and so then I stood up to crack my back and I literally sounded like a GlowStick. No joke. You could ask PLaydough. They would vouch for me. 

Anyway that's all. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. 

XOXO

~The three resident head cases