random short stories

once upon a time there was a horse named beyoncé

once upon. a time there was a father and his two sons. His first son he had adopted a year or so back, and was very proud of him. The second son, however, was problematic. he *allegedly* at his french fries with a fork and with lots of ketchup. The second son was also adopted only a few months ago. They were a happy family and had lots of fun FaceTime calls and adventures. 

One day, the eldest son decided to plant a seed in a vegan crack (matcha)  tea can. He waited for a few days and it finally grew. Eventually he had to tell his family that he had a son. He named it Denis and he grew to be a happy and healthy plant baby. 

THEN, a few moths later, he decided to grow another plant child. Its name was Orlin and everybody was so proud of the new father. 

The father of the two sons (the grandfather) was so proud of his eldest son. He had given him to grandchildren. Denis was getting so big and tall, and Orlin had so many short and adorable sprouts. The youngest son had no plant babies, but he did have a fish named Pretty Boy. 

Pretty Boy was a betta fish and he was also very petty, but that didn't matter. Everybody loved pretty boy. 

ANYWAYYY... this is a book on the family's adventures. It's a compilation of short stories. For clarity's sake. The father is Playdough, the eldest son is Bokuto Ass, and the second son is Glow Stick. Each reasoning behind the name will likely be explained at one time or another. Thanks for suffering through this!! 

hugs, 

Glow Stick