Chains up(KNY x modern!Reader)

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NOPE NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

TODAY WAS TRIAL DAY AND YOU WERE FIDGETING ON YOUR BED!

Yesterday was already bad! You were in a shitty mood, your comfort method did not work and you were lazying around all day! But for you to go do the trial now??? YOU WERE SCARED DAMNIT! HASHIRA'S ARE SCARY.

You mindlessly started playing with the blade inside the middle ring of your bracelet chain, that's right! You had put it back on considering he might of wanted you to do so. But the way Ubayashiki could suddenly go:
"Oh you're also working with a ex-upper moon" and all that could definitely make you shit your pants even more.

Sanemi and Obanai could literally go for your throat and you would cry.

"Yoohoo (Y/n)! It's time for the trial!" Shinobu's voice rang throughout the room, her head popping out of the door while you could only look at her with a deadpan face, which resulted to her giggling and quickly opening the door to reveal a Kakushi who was standing just as stiffly as a fucking plank board. All the boys had looked at your way in worry, however you had reassured them with one of your smiles that they grew accustomed too.

After quickly bowing down towards Shinobu did they immediately fast walked ahead to your direction and.. surprisingly took you gently off the bed and carried you on their back.

"I a-apologize if I do end up.. making you bump your rib into your organ." ...

That will definitely happen in the next couple of minutes huh?

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"HHHHHHHHHH-"
"S-sorry!" The kakushi apologized, you were mostly blindfolded for the rest of the ride considering...it was somehow a secret? If that's what you remembered anyways. The Kakushi had continued on to apologize from time to time while your only response was just 'all good' or 'i'm fine!' even though your hissing was not helping his situation.

After finally arriving, the kakushi gently put you down and you uncovered yourself, thanking him for bringing you here as he frantically looked anywhere else other than your eyes. Tilting your head to the side was the only thing you did as he then asked you to follow him into the estate, with no hesitation did you already do what he instructed to do.

Now if you were bloody honest..the wisteria tree's.. Sigh it was getting boring to see the same flowers, i mean the aesthetic was very pretty! But seeing it everywhere over and over again just.. made you want to go blind. It's not like you were dismissing the fact that it's a demon repellent or anything! It's just blatantly boring to have to see it everytime.

You sounded like Izuru, stop it.

After finally arriving to the spot where the meetin usually held, the Kakushi had accidentally shoved you on the ground to bow at your superiors as you hissed once more.

"Sorry but we need to do this!"
"DIDN'T NEED TO SHOVE MY FACE HARD!" You hissed back, wanting to get out of the bowing position immediately and it finally happened. The kakushi slowly cowering away from your menacing aura and glare you were giving him.

"S-sorry!"
"Get on your knees and lick my shoes if you are, anyways." You then went on to go to the tree and just sat there, ignoring the glare from the serpent hashira and the wind hashira. The way all the Hashira's weren't here made you plan out on how you should explain your situation and all of that..man you were tired you want back. Ignoring all the glances, you hid your face by your arm that were crossed on top of your knees and heavily sighed.

As time passed by did every Hashira finally arrive, talking amongst eachother as you plainly looked to the side and just stared at the wall that was hiding the facilities.

"(Y/n)! Will you be alright to stand next to me when the trial begins?" Shinobu asked, towering(my ass) over you as you side glanced at her wisteria like eye before humming and diverting your gaze away from her to look back at the wall.

"You know (Y/n), it's quite rude to simply respond in one sentence here!"
"..Can... can a pal not still be salty at the way I was held back when I had BROKEN ASS RIBS!?? Man I should have died if y'all are gonna act that cocky, Jesus chRIST I need a chiropractor for my back cause I'm carrying yer ass." You grumbled the last part in English and in anger as they all confusingly looked at you and wondered what you were saying. Deciding to ignore your little outburst, you got up and patted yourself down before following the girl up into the line and stand in a kneeling position next to her as Ubayashiki finally made his way in with the twins who guided him in front of the patio.

You went on to ignore his introduction until your name was mentioned for your trial, making you look up from the ground while he directly stared at you.

"Please do sit down, i wouldn't want you to facture yourself more." His soothing voice definitely calmed you down a bit but you had to remind yourself that he was slightly..a bit..just a tiny bit related towards Muzan.. So..yeah no other words i could put here.

Following his order and quickly sitting down, you mentally prepared to what was going to happen next and lord and behold did he ask that lucky question of the day.

"Then, for the starting topic (Y/n), you have mentioned that you have encountered Kibustuji with Tanjiro correct?"
"Sounds all good to me!"
"But i have heard from his crow that you have also met him in your dream?" With a deadpan face were you ready to receive multiple questions from every Hashira, which had already begun from Uzui until Sanemi who had yelled for you to spill everything out. Ubayashiki only gave you an apologetic smile which you were about the give a thumbs up before remembering he was blind..fucking literally.

The man had brought his index finger to silence them all which they willingly ordered and went to look back down on the floor.

"Now then, (Y/n) i would like to hear your case."

"Uh yeah sure!" You played with your chains for a bit to get in the right mindset and started speaking.

"..Okay i'll go straight to the point, i am literally targeted by that man because these chains?" You brought your dominant hand up with the bracelet chains, them bumping into eachother a bit making a clinging noise.

" They contain blood of a former upper moon zero who i have met!" New gasps were heard but they had to remain silent, the master would have most likely wanted that anyways. He looked pretty calm, taking in the information for a few more seconds before nodding.

"Is he targetting you specifically for this?"
"....I called him a pussy in my dream!" You snorted, hearing Mitsuri hold in a giggle as Uzui did too. The man only chuckling at the bluntness of your words. Really childish but you took events seriously.

"I see.. then that responds to my question. May i know the name of the former demon?"
"Muraoka! For all i know she consented for me to bring this all up so we're all good." You reassured, waving your hand all over the place as he only chuckled at your flustered state. You continued to ignore the glare form Sanemi and Obanai who you KNEW were going to kill your ass.

"I have never head of a upper zero, is what she said really true?" Uzui questioned, looking over at your form as you only nodded.

"Well i wouldn't know a lot but her blood demon art is pretty cliche, she can apparently rip her skin out to make her blood go out and i guess transform it into weapons she knows?" You looked down on the floor and continued to think on what she had mentioned the first day you've met her.

"Oh yeah! She eats herself to not eat anyone...self canibalisation." Another snort left out of your throat once more..this trial wasn't as bad as you thought! And it was pretty short too? Oh wow!--

"Thank you, you were great help (Y/n)..although i'd have to punish you for pretending to be a Demon Slayer."
"And i fucked shit up." You sighed, covering your face a bit until your head suddenly perked up at him speaking english.

"But i would like to talk to you after this trial ends, i will have Himejima come with me if that's okay with you."

....You wished a simulacrum was here in your place.