(Chapter fully edited (other then typos bc none of the authors care to fix them))
Tw: swears, blood, murder, violence, injuries
Y/N POV
Once the sun began to raise, my eyes began to flutter open. It was cold, a windy day. Sitting up slowly and cracking my neck, I looked at the sky. It was around noon so we still had time. Yawning, I stood up and cracked my spine then rubbed my eyes.
As a first response I kicked a rotting apple at kasumi's back.
"Wake up sleeping beauty, we have a town to terrorize" I demand at the now-half-asleep boy.
"Fuck off, I'm sleeping." Kasumi mumbled with his face pressed into the ground, and laying on his stomach.
I scoffed at his stubbornness and out of the corner of my I noticed a worm on the ground. After some short consideration I reached down to small earth warm and pinched it lightly. It squirmed in my fingers as I took a couple steps towards the asleep boy.
"I won't hesitate to shove a worm down your shirt." I said while pulling a sinister grin.
Kasumi turned his head to face me with a look of disgust. His eyes were barely opened from the eye crusty's and his hair was a bit messier then usual. But still he refused to get up, probably thinking I was bluffing.
"Suit yourself." I said with a smug shrug and tossed the worm at his shoulder, lightly.
"EW, EW! GROSS" Kasumi immediately started to frantically wipe of the wiggly creature from his sleeve, getting up in the process.
I immediately burst out with uncontrolable laughter, wheezing like a choking pig. It hurt my stomach from the sudden hard exhales I was out putting.
"Y/N WHAT THE HELL!!" Kasumi barked at me and stood up to face me.
"Yo- I-" I couldn't stop laughing. Kasumi never liked bugs or anything tiny and alive every since one time he fell into a ant hill.
"Y/N YOU-" Kasumi tackled me in the stomach before he could he even finish his own sentence.
"Oof-" me and Kasumi fell to the ground with me pinned down. I choked and the sudden attack and immediately brought my knee up to nail him in the stomach.
"OAf-OuCH." His immediate response was to let go of me to cradle his stomach from the bruising pain.
"YOU LITTLE SHIT HEAD." I screeched and pushed him off of me while he was venerable. I stood up as quick as I could and crossed my arms.
"AaaHh- my stomaaach, Y/N!" Groaned my partner in crime still on the ground.
"MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TACKLED ME THEN." I argued loudly at kasumi.
"You threw a WORM at me." Kasumi pointed at me with his back still on the ground and his other hand clutching his torso.
"Whatever Worm-boy, we are wasting daylight and we have a village to visit before sundown!!" I ignored his accusations and pointed out what little time we had. To be fair I had to wake him up somehow.
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