sanscest oneshots [on permanent hiatus]

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[Same ships, plus Bill404 and Outerdance, though I don't know all that much about Bill, 404, Outer, or Dance]

[Also some GlitchFel]

{Soul is my own sans from my own au. More info coming about that soon, probably}

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BubblyShip: my mom thought other meant "oh the pain".

__Purple_Fluffball__: what's the difference?

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Fell: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Sci: air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack.

Fell, who's already in love: *socks in breath* ok

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Soul: so you confessed to Bill.

404: yep.

Soul: over text?

404: yep.

Soul: accidentally?

404: yep.

Soul: how is that even possible?

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Blue: *rolls over in bed* you awake?

Dust: *rolls over too* heh, yep *kisses Blue's forehead*

Blue: *giggles*

-meanwhil-

Reaper: *rolls over in bed* are you awake?

Geno: *violently flops over* what do you want b*tch?

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Horror: my love, I've missed you!

Lust: I was gone for less than 20 minutes.

Horror: I've missed you.

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Outer: I like you.

Dance: can you excuse me for a second

Dance: *loudly in the bathroom five seconds later* F*CK

Outer: uhhhhhhh

Dance: *returns* cool cool

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Ink: you remind me of the ocean.

Error: because I'm dark and mysterious?

Ink: because you're salty and you scare people.

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Error: *hugging Ink* let's get married.

Ink: what was that?

Error: what?

Ink: you said something.

Error: I don't know what you mean.

Ink: you said... you said something.

Error: ... no.

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Nightmare: I f*ck*d up. I f*ck*d up.

Cross: why? What happened?

Nightmare: I'm falling for someone.

Cross: damn, must be a special person to get the emotionless Nightmare to fall in love with them.

Nightmare: *looks at Cross* yeah, real special.

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Dream: can you just try to see things from my perspective for once?

Killer: *crouches down*

Dream: I will kill you in your sleep.

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Dream: *wearing a giant sweater so it looks like he doesn't have pants on*

Killer: um... are you wearing anything under that?

Dream: *lifts up sweater to show very short shorts* of course I am, why wouldn't I?

Killer: *turning away in disappointed* n-no reason...

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Soul: Dance, what is this?

Dance: oh, that's to-do list.

Soul: oh, I didn't realize you-

Soul: ...

Soul: this just says "Outer".

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Cross: * fighting with Nightmare* well I still have your crown!

Nightmare: WELL I STILL hAVE YOU'RE VIRGINITY!

Cross: *internally screaming*

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Fell: you know I can fit the whole world in my hands?

Sci: that's not possi-

Fell: *cups Sci's face with his hands* see?

Sci: *starts to tear up*