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Incorrect Quotes Ship Kids Edition 2

(Includes: Paperjam, and Gradient [Errorink]; Goth, Raven, and Shino [Afterdeath]; Sprinkle, and Fury [DustBerry]; Incubux, Moonlight, Nyxss, and Noah [Crossmare]; Default, and Hazel [Kreme]; Dante, and Morgue [Scifell], Swifty, Snazzy, and Siren [Ganzsy]; Palette, Blueprint, and Starway [Other])

(Ships included: Gradient x Dante; Sprinkle x Desire; Raven x Blueprint; Goth x Palette; Paperjam x Swifty; Fury x Starway x Morgue; Moonlight x Snazzy)

[To be clear, I do not like the ship Freshpaper. It often has pedophilia and/or incest involved. I also don't like Gradient x Blueprint, because of that same incest problem]

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Desire: I have a bad feeling about this.

Sprinkle: what do you mean?

Desire: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you something will get you in trouble?

Sprinkle: no?

Desire: …that explains… so much

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Swifty: Do you want to play 20 Questions

Paperjam: Sure

Paperjam: What's your favorite color?

Swifty, laser f*cking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

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Incubux: So, what are we doing?

Goth: Wasting our lives

Incubux: Well yeah, but I meant for lunch

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Geno, confused and exasperated: Shino, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

Shino: Politely

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[In text]

Starway: :)

Morgue: >:(

Starway: Turn that frown upside down!

Morgue: ):<

Starway: Not sure what I was expecting…

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Dante: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Gradient: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Dante: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Dante, right after Gradient leaves the room: I miss them already

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Raven: Are you sure they're even gay? They barely even looked at me.

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Raven: I lost Shino...

Goth: How did you LOSE Shino?!

Raven: To be fair, they are very small.

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Murderer: Any last words?

Nyxss: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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Fury: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Morgue:

Morgue: Why are you eating dirt?

Fury: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.