About the Brickgade

Brick Clique

Ok anyway here is the totally-not-weak-and-lame Brick Clique

Johannehsbureggandey "Jo" III
- professional tryhard
- leader of the clique and the entire Brickgade, founder of Joism (a religion about Jo, god of bricks)
- his dad once yelled at him for failing a math test so he decided to beat up Protagonist-Kun
- his special ability is to summon one (1) stagnant brick; it is a heavy brick that he can only throw 3 feet, but it is also the origin of the Brickgade's name
- covered in blu paint for some reason (blu is a color Jo invented that is far superior to the normie blue)

Mysterious Mystery Man
- mysterious
- a mystery
- man
- suspicious cloaked guy with fabulous stabulous boots
- hands out complimentary Brickgade boots to people without boots to shake in

Heench-Mon
- lives in a giant mech suit but is secretly an anime waifu
- Jo bailed her out of jail for tax fraud
- hired to do the Brickgade taxes--I mean, no, Heench and Jo are very genuine good friends and there was no money involved at all
- completely dead inside
- legally changed her name to Heench-Mon after becoming Jo's henchman--I mean very good friend, yes, that's what I meant, what is a henchman in the first place never heard of it

Tenebriskull Deathtauge
- emo cringe
- randomly fell out of the sky one day and decided the next best thing to do was turn into a dark brooding edgelord
- once saw Heench-Mon's true waifu form and is now an omega simp

Shourhegathen IV
- buff dude wearing full metal armor, acts all cool and strong
- secretly a drunk guy who dresses as a magical girl

Mari Susanna "Mary Sue" Fishface
- gets all the simps; who needs a love triangle when you could have a love [insert interdimensional Eldritch shape here]
- pretends to have otherworldly powers, is really just an illusion magician who summons cheap watermarked stock photos and badly rendered 3D models

Johannehsbureggandey III's Microwave
- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
- an organic vegan grass-fed microwave Jo bought at a flea market for -$5
- Jo practically worships it
- everyone except Jo knows that the microwave is basically the same as a normal microwave and has no godly powers whatsoever
- goes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shapeshifter
- slime blob with skin problems
- has acne no matter what shape or form he assumes
- the fake protagonist, likes to shapeshift into a knockoff Kirito

Coupon Man
- capitalist supreme
- special ability is to summon any item that he can pay for with the money he currently has on hand
- used his ability to buy too many fancy clothes and is now dirt broke