lil red thing has been removed (THIS IS OUTDATED LOL)

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so uh

this story no longer has the mature thingy lol

wattpad seems to be going down hard on the restrictions and deletions, so this story doesn't have the lil red thing that everyone seeks from time to time (you've looked for a story with the red thing at least once, don't lie.)

but anyways, i don't want my acc and/or story to get deleted, so it's gone now. this could all just be a lie but i don't wanna risk it ykyk

but that brings up some important questions and topics:

Q1. will you write smut like you fucking PROMISED YOU WOULD, CHUG?

Q2. where's the next chapter and why did i have to look at hot simon?? 

and Q3. why???

so i should probably answer them

A1: not sure tbh. i've never felt 100% comfy with writing it, but i might if it's vital. in the stage the story is now, i wouldn't expect it soon, but maybe in the future once i feel a bit better. (and also, one of my friends reads this now and uh-)

A2: soon. we're getting snow over here and i wouldn't be surprised if the power goes out. also, i've been really out of it lately, what with school and friends and stuff, so i've been unmotivated. i've also been focusing on writing songs and playing guitar lately so there's that.

A3: 

I TIRE OF YOUR MIND GAMESI'M SICK OF PLAYING DON'T WAKE DADDY, GOOD SIR-NO MORE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS FOR ME!BUT WAIT, ARE WE NOT CIVILIZED GENTLEMEN HERE?I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF KNIFES!KNIFE FIGHTYOU'RE GONNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!KNIFE FIGHTYOU'RE GONNA FIGHT WITH A KNIFE!KNIFE FIGHTA REALLY REALLY REALLY SHARP KNIFE!YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!I'M A CRAZY (CRAZY) SON OF A BITCH!I'MA CUT YOU! (CUT YOU!)SWISH SWISH!IN A KNIFE FIGHT! (KNIFE FIGHT)KNIFE FIGHT! (KNIFE FIGHT)KNIFE FIGHT! KNIFE FIGHT!LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: I CAN'T BE BEATOH YEAH?YEAH-CAUSE I'M THE KING OF THE STREET!WELL GUESS WHAT, MAN: I'LL PIN YOU TO THE WALL!OH YEAH?YEAH, YOUR KNIFE IS WAY TOO SMALL!HEY! MY KNIFE IS SUPER SHARP AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU BLEED COPIOUS AMOUNTS!YEAH WELL I'LL BE SURE TO THANK YOU RIGHT AFTER I SHANK YOU!PUNKDWEEBKNIFE FIGHTYOU'RE GONNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!KNIFE FIGHTYOU'RE GONNA FIGHT WITH A KNIFE!KNIFE FIGHTA REALLY REALLY REALLY SHARP KNIFE!YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!I'M A CRAZY (CRAZY) SON OF A BITCH!I'MA CUT YOU! (CUT YOU!)SWISH SWISH!IN A KNIFE FIGHT! (KNIFE FIGHT)KNIFE FIGHT! (KNIFE FIGHT)KNIFE FIGHT! KNIFE FIGHT!I'M GONNA SLICE YOU UP!I'M GONNA CUT YOU DOWN!I'LL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE!I'LL PUT YOU UNDERGROUND!THIS IS THE END FOR YOU, YOU GUTTER CRAWLING CUR!I'VE GOT A TIP FOR YOU, GET THE POINT?YEAH, SUREIT'S TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC!TIME TO FACE THE FACTS!TIME TO BITE THE BULLET!TIME TO PAY THE TAX!I'VE GOT A BLADE OF FURYI AM A BALL OF RAGEYOU READY, SUCKA?BORN READYENGAGE!KNIFE!FIGHT!CUT!STAB!KNIFE!OW!POKE!KNIFE!HEY WAIT A MINUTE HERE!OH, WHAT IS IT?!KNIFES ARE DANGEROUS, WE COULD GET HURT!HURT?... I DON'T WANT TO GET HURTWHO DOES!OKAY WELL, IN THAT CASE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A...TICKLE FIGHT!TICKLE FIGHT! IT'S A TICKLE FIGHT!DON'T BRING NO KNIFE TO A TICKLE FIGHT!JUST BRING YOUR FINGERS, BRING A FEATHER, ANDEVERYONE CAN SING TOGETHER, NOW:TICKLE FIGHT! TICKLE FIGHT!LA-DEE-DA DUM DUM TICKLE FIGHT!TICKLE FIGHT! TICKLE FIGHT!WHOOPY-DOO ZIG ZAG TICKLE FIGHT!DING DONG DOODLYNICK NACK NOODLYFEE FI FO FUM KITTEN KABOODLY!TICKLE FIGHT! TICKLE FIGHT!TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE FIGHT! HEY!THAT WAS FUN.... WHERE'S MY KNIFE?


so um

yeah

bye


-your dearly beloved garfield martyr (why have i been called that before???)

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