𝕬𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖘 🤍

Yes we are still dating (Fluff Osasuna Pt 2.)

Suna: "We haven't been on a date yet, and my twitter post are getting dry."

Osamu: "Then let's go on one, but I'm broke so,"

Suna: "I'm also broke, didn't your brother get paid since he did some chores?" Suna stares at Osamu, Osamu stares back*

Osamu: "We should take it." *Osamu stood up and Suna followed the grey haired boy into the other twin's room.*

Suna: "I found it." *The money was just out in the open*

Osamu: *grabs* "Where do you want to go?"

Suna: "Wendies."

The two boys left the house and Atsumu came back home searching for the money that was on his desk, he never found it.

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Atsumu: "What's your thoughts on BDSM?"

Osamu: *throws a folding chair at the piss haired man*

Suna: "Kinky."

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Suna: "Hey guys, today we are going to look at my sad excuse of a girlfriend."

Osamu: "B*tch-"

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Warning: underage drinking and smoking :^

Suna: "I stole a liquor bottle from my dad's cabinet, also a blunt, also maybe cocaine and meth." *throws his bag on Osamu's bed*

Osamu: "Are you already high?"

Suna: "Maybe, maybe not."

Suna half lidded eyes, red face and sweat leaking down his face. Slurring his words repeatedly. The boy threw himself on Osamu's bed.

Osamu: "You smell like alcohol. How did you even get here?"

Suna: "I may or may not have already drank half of the bottle. Also my dad's car, I used my dads car." Osamu snickered, searching through the bag to see a one half of the liquor still in the bottle.

Osamu: "D*mn. Smoked without me, drank without me, so disrespectful."

Suna: "I dare you to chug the whole thing."

Osamu: "Bet."

A few hours passed, Suna and Osamu both are stoned and drunk as f*ck.

Suna: "Osa, I'm hard."

Osamu: "I'm harder."

Suna: "I'm hardest."

Osamu: "I was going to say that next."

Suna: "Osa, we should drive off a cliff."

Osamu: "With whose car?"

Suna: "My dad's hes a b*tch anyways."

Osamu: "Bet where are the keys?"

Suna: "In my bag."

Osamu took the keys out the bag the bottle of alcohol,

Osamu: "Let's go babe."

In the car------------

*BEEEP SIRENS*

Suna: "Sh*t Osamu, the cops."

Osamu: "We aren't going over the speed limit though-"

Suna: "We should stop and pull over."

Osamu: "We should.." *Starts speeding*

Suna: *Pulls out phone and starts documenting everything that's happening*

They eventually got pulled over and had to go to the police station and they got in trouble, but the two boys didn't regret anything that happened that night because they were together.

Don't do drink or smoke underage, or irresponsible, unless you wanna end up stoned and arrested like these two dumba*sses 😙
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Suna: "Osami what if I became a stripper?"

Osamu: "That would be hot."

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Suna: "Want the rest? I'm not hungry anymore."

Osamu: "Is that even a question?" *Osamu snatches the bowl of rice away*

If you want press the star, press it. -kyo
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