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by IzCreamy

by IzCreamy

sangwoo was having a nightmare.

he in obama were in seperate beds of course, sleeping in some hotel room because obama's house quote on quote "reminded him of his past wife" and honestly wow.

he had a dream about the things his mom said to him.

"remember the time you forgot your Mario coloring book and when you got home, you stabbed me in the heart? yeah now mommy has a fake heart and a pacemaker and she can't walk more than 6 meters at a time."

sangwoo remembered that. even as a kid.

"Oh and the time mommy forgot the lemonade and you injected hard heroine in her veins and she stopped breathing? and the time that you threatened the principal to murder his son and I told you to stop that you set off fire works in mommy's bathroom mid-shower and they flew everywhere and knocked mommy out? I now have slight brain damage and a brain aneurysm."

"Oh and don't forget the time sweetie that because I didn't to your grade 2 math homework because I was going through rehab and a divorce and then you slowly cut my leg open in the middle of the night and then pored salt into it <3"

what the fuck was he on as a kid?

obama looked kinda sexy when he slept. too bad he had to slaughter his wife to see it LMAOAOAOA sangwoo's so clever.

sangwoo decided to sing for him.

"lallalalla hendeulhendeul son hendeulgo ne mogsoriga swil ttaekkaji sori jilleo" (im praying this isn't some racist ancient fucking dialect I AM NOT RACIST!!!! NO!!!!!)

obama's eyebrows eased immediately. what a relief.

"obama... tomorrow... let's go to six flags tomorrow..." sangwo wanted to go on a ferris wheel. but obama was asleep lmaoaoaaoa ALAAMOAA\