"what the fuck is a sangwoo?" donald shithead sat in his cool black chair, phone to his wrinkly orange skin as he questioned this weird ass whore on the phone. "We don't know, sir." Cool man spoke, outside the white house. "but for some reason women are like 'SANGWOO OMG STRUMMING PAIN FINGERS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' lat3ly and it's fucking annoying." cool man watched people drive pass light house.
"bruh, why tf do you report the worst shit" donald frowned. "if he doesn't do shit to me or my wife, mandarin orange, he doesn't mean anything." trumpie pumpie hung up his phone, very mad at cool man's reports. 'if people are horny for him then why tf is he a problem' trump was probably gonna fire that dumb bitch. stupid poison shitting roach.
"there has to be something UP with that sangwoo loser. i need to find him." cool man was probably gonna get shot or something, nobody messes with sangwoo.
(quick intermission to expose my discord friends LOVE YOU BRENDA)
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(ALL DONE)
with new instructions, sangoo was currently researching trump. "tf he has bodyguards everywhere why tf do i even have to kill him?" sangwoo scrolled through his phone, swearing viciously in Korean. "because trump may like obama." at that, demur and axiom RAN. SANGWOO WAS SEETHING WITH RAGE. AXIOM SCREAMED AS SANGWOO BEGAN SINGING, ANGRILY! THE SONG OF BROKEN HEARTS! THE SONG OF ANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"OH MY GOD THAT'S FUCKING GAY." SANGWOO SHOOK HIS HEAD. "I SWEAR... I'LL BE TAKING TRUMP'S HEAD. NOBBODY CAN STOP ME! ILL KILL TRUMP NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!"
"don't say ur gonna assassinate the president in public." sangwoo looked around, onlookers gawking like some fuckheads.
