Uhm, Rantaro and Fundy, after having the kids, uh, Fundy told Rantaro where to go to see Ranboo, and said he needed to go to the broken down school of Tsumugirane.
-Damn, that sex was poggers-
-Yh it was-
-So, where do I go now to see Ranboo?-
-Hmm, I mean, I think he may be there, but idk-
-Bruh tell me-
-Ok ok, you have to go to the Tsumugirane's abandoned school, as Ranboo rlly loves schools-
-Wait, do you know him?-
-Yh we had kids in a school, but idk, the police was there, like, LEMME SHOW THE KIDS HOW SEX IS DONE-
-Uh, when did that happen?-
-Like 17 years ago-
-WAIT SO YOU WERE KIDS?-
-Uhm, yeah? We loved eachother a lot-
-Oh, well, lets stop talking about kids having sex and get to the point. Can you get me to the school?-
-To have sex?-
-NITROGEN MONOXIDE, TO SEE RANBOO-
-Oh wait, he's at the abandoned school?-
Fundy, after getting mad at him for not rembering, ate his kids one last time and ran away with Rantaro's car.
Rantaro became depressed.
(1 hour later)
Now, getting near the abandoned school, he felt like touching metal after the cold, easy feelings that are hard to explain, a stoke of a loved one ((not me getting poetical 🙄🤚))
He soon, was getting out of the car, but as soon as he took his foot out, something grabbed his hand, and pulled him inside the school. He shouted like a kid.
He got thrown to the ground like dog shit getting thrown out of the window, and as soon as he fell, he died. Jk he broke his nose and teeth.
But magically, his nose and teeth recovered and got back, he thought that was strange, so he looked up and saw...
MUKURO IKUSABA, THE 16TH STUDENT, LYING HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THIS SCHOOL, THE ONE THEY CALL THE ULTIMATE 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥, WATCH OUT FOR HER
Fundy was shooketh, he couldn't believe he was the first person to see MUKURO IKUSABA, THE 16TH STUDENT, LYING HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THIS SCHOOL, THE ONE THEY CALL THE ULTIMATE 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥, WATCH OUT FOR HER... but as soon as he tried to speak, MUKURO IKUSABA, THE 16TH STU- no, anyways, as soon as he tried to speak, Mukuro turned into Kermit.
"Ooh.. hey lil mama, u lookin gooood, whatsyo name?" Said Fundy in a fuckboy tone.
"Hi I'm Kermit and I have a hand shoved up my ass"
"Hmm... why not make it two..?"
"Pls no"
"Why not bbg, don't u wanna feel double pleasure..? Ahaha 😼"
"Im fucking calling the cops"
"Okay okay, I'll stop, anyways, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TURN INTO KERMIT"
"Oh, right, you left this story unfinished for months and forgot"
"Wh"
"Shut the fuck up, anyways, imma kill u now"
"Wait, no, I know it's you Ranboo"
"THE FUCK HOW DO YOU KNOW"
"Uh, because Ranboo"
"God dammit you fucking furry"
"Yay"
"Ok I am Ranboo"
Ranboo turned back to normal and had a happy life and had sex 24/7, also I wanna finish this story asap so yh this last part was rushed teehee.
