Fundy's very normal life

CHP. 2: The encounter

As Fundy was going with the car to the town to see Ranboo, his car exploded and got lauched off flying to the city. He survived idk how, but he did, anyways Wattpad logic.

He couldn't believe that he got to the city, where everybody knew he killed Katy, and the FBI was going after him.
So as soon as he heard some dudes saying "FBI, stop right there", he started sprinting.

-Ugh, fucking FBI...- Said as he huffed out of tiredness from running.

But as soon as he was going to pass through the zebra pass, he crashed into a mysterious man.

-Hey Fundy, come with me and you will be safe from the police, just wear this hoodie-

Fundy, scared but wanting to get away from the FBI, took the hoodie and went with the mysterious man.

They both got through the FBI like nothin, damn the FBI there were pretty dumb.

(Half and hours passes and they already got into the mysterious man house)

-So... Fundy?-

-Who tf are you?-

The mysterious man turned around, getting off his hoodie, to show he was...

-Remember me?-

-R-Rantaro????-

-Yes, it's me-

-B-But didnt you kill your self???-

-Bitch what? That was nagito-

-Oh, my bad, as you and him have the same hair colour-

-You what rn? 💀 We literally have different coloured hair, I have green hair and he had white hair-

-Yeah i knew that, tf why you need to correct me?-

-Anyways let me speak you dumbass-

-Nah fam, tf you said to me?-

-Dumbass-

-Oh ok-

Rantaro sat on a chair the most sexiest way ever, that made Fundy squirt a little wtf why am I doing this and why did I make this script

-So, Fundy, do you remember the time- -

-The times you and me had-

-...-

-What?-

Rantaro after closing his mouth shut with Gorilla glue, continued speaking.

-Remember when you ate a avocado right in my face and then just ran away?-

Fundy nodded

-Well that was my son-

Fundy couldn't believe it, he ate his 11037th lover's children... the one he loved most...

Fundy, after removing the Girilla glue out of his mouth with milk and with blood all over it, started speaking.

-Ow my mouth fucking hurts-

Rantaro, surprised by Fundy's apology and crying tears of joy, said if he wanted to get back as BFs.

-Omg... YES RANTARO, I WANNA GET BACK WITH YOU!!!!-

-Yes bbg, lets have lil avocados-

They both went to bed and started having kinky sex.

Here is some live recording from the kids making ritual:

-Ooh yah bbg, love that furry ass there-

-U-UwU Avocado-San... h-harder NYA >///w///<-

-While we're at this... want me to tell you the whole Bee Movie lore...?-

-YES BABY, I WANNA HEAR IT, IT PUTS ME HARD AF-

At that moment, me, the creator, wanted to jump off a bridge not caring about anything 🕳🏃‍♂️.

Uh, finally them finishing their... kinky sex, started having mini avocados out of Rantaro... oh god.

I- im gonna finish this here and not going to write the new part till tomorrow. Bc i want to die 👩‍🦲.