FRIDAY 13th - Adult-themed adventure

Friday 13th - Part 6

DJ: "Now for the penultimate round of the guest challenge. Could the remaining four teams come to the dance floor?"

(Sapphire and Chastity join the others in the middle of the dance floor)

DJ: "It is indeed fortunate that we have 4 gentlemen and 4 ladies remaining. Could the guys line up in a straight line please?"

(Roger Ramjet, Jet Li Chan, Dan Dare and Dangermouse line up together.)

DJ: "Now Ladies, if you could choose a partner and line up in front of your selected gentleman."

(Sapphire stands in front of Dan and Chastity stands in front of Dangermouse.)

DJ: "Now gentlemen... If you could lift your partner from the ground for a few seconds and then estimate how much they weigh... in Stones and Pounds?

The first couples are Roger Ramjet and Penelope Pitstop."

(Roger delicately puts his hands at Penelope's waist and raises her off the ground for a second)

DJ: "Now Roger... how much does Penelope weigh?"

Roger: "Around 11 stones."

DJ: (taps a tablet) "Penelope weighs 11 Stones, 0 pounds. Now Jet Li... Your turn, with Angelica Sunshine."

(Angelica turns around and grabbing Jet Li's neck she lifts herself from the ground for a few seconds).

DJ: "Angelica... could you put Jet Li down now.? Okay Jet Li, what weight for Angelica?"

Jet Li: "Around 9 and a half stones?"

DJ: (Tapping tablet) "Angelica Sunshine is 9 stones and 7 pounds.

Now for Sapphire and Dan Dare."

(Sapphire allows Dan Dare to put his right arm around her waist and lift her from the floor cradling her legs with his left arm for a few seconds.

DJ: "Okay Dan... remember you are not as young as you used to be... Put Sapphire down now and tell us what she weighs?"

Dan Dare: "I reckon Sapphire is around 12 stone 13 pounds."

Sapphire: "Thank you, Dan."

Dan Dare: "Thank you, Miss Sapphire... It might be all those sapphires weighing you down, my dear."

Sapphire: "Or maybe not, Sir."

DJ: (on Tablet) "Sapphire weighs 12 stones and 13 pounds.

Lastly Dangermouse and Cherry Velvet."

(Chastity places her arms around Dangermouse's shoulders and allows him to lift her slowly until their mouths meet and they exchange a long and passionate kiss amid oohs and ahs from the audience)

DJ: "Okay... Cherry Velvet when you've quite finished... Dangermouse, please put Cherry Velvet down."

Chastity: (apologises returning to ground level) "Oh, sorry Dangermouse."

Dangermouse: "That's okay Cherry Velvet... you may kiss me anytime."

DJ: "So Dangermouse... what about Cherry Velvet?"

Dangermouse: (dreamily) "Oh, she's definitely a perfect ten."

DJ: (onto tablet) "Cherry Velvet is 10 stones, zero pounds."

Dangermouse: "Sorry, I meant 10 stone 10."

DJ: "Cherry Velvet is 10 stones and 10 pounds."

(The results are displayed on the TV screens)