i woke up one morning to find albus dumbledore, the albus dumbledore, in the kitchens at hogwarts and oh my godric he was hot, he was just so so sexy. i wanted to smear his shit all over my crusty, elongated toes. i wanted to feel his piss tickle my taste buds. and it was undeniable that he felt the very same way, why else would he be within the walls of the very kitchen that i inhabit??
once he had left i went up to go find my boy weezy, he's my ghee i obviously needed to tell him about this new-found love between me and dumbledaddy.
"WEEZY MY MAN" i shouted, approaching big man weezy. "AYEEE DOBZ" he shouted back, equally as excited.
"right so, obviously you're my main ghee, so i thought you should be the first to know."
"the first to know what??"
"dobz man has discovered a new-found love for daddy albus!"
"what?!" he screeched, spitting his pumpkin juice all over hazza.
"yes, dobby wants to lick master dumbledore's popsicle."
he then motioned to hazza and they left, just like that. how incredibly rude.
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Fanfictionan albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore x dobby love story 🥺💞 it's a joke 👁👄👁
