heartache. that's all i could feel. pure heartache. how could such a sexy man choose such a greasy sod over me, dobby the great. it's like he just wants to hurt me, but it's albus, he could hurt me a thousand times and i would still run back to him, as in love as i was the first time i laid my eyes upon him. i would be a fool not to love him.
how on earth could he ever even consider going anywhere near a man such as severus snape, his greasy hair is no match for my wrinkly bald head ; severus wishes his head could be as lovely as mine.
i saw them making out in flitwick's classroom on tuesday morning, my dumbledaddy's hands running through the greasy mess known as severus' head. it was nightmare fuel.
how dare my daddy allow snape to eat his shit flakes, those shit flakes are reserved for me and only for me. nobody else. he's probably even began offering to sacred piss to the man whore. i am utterly disgusted, i need to see my man weezy.
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