dumbledobby

chapter seven : finally

may 17th, a date i'll never forget.

i was strutting through the halls whilst listening to Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mehndi on my Apple Ipod Classic 7th Generation Black 160 gb A1238 and scoffing down a pack of Fox's Favourites Assortment Biscuits 365G when i heard crying coming from dumbledaddy's office.

i shouted "LEMON SHERBETS" and ran up the stairs as they swivelled up, ready to demolish anyone who was hurting my dumbledaddy. i crashed through the doors and saw only the figure of my dear albus, sitting in the corner of his office, sobbing into one of my dirty old rags.

"dumbledaddy! what's wrong?" i asked, my voice full of sympathy.

"oh dobby, my dear dobby, how could i have been such a fool. you are the only one for me, not snape, not the weasley boy, it's always been you and only you dobby. please love me and accept me, every bit of me, no matter how damaged" he said, tears pouring out of his eyes.

i threw down my Apple Ipod Classic 7th Generation Black 160 gb A1238, Daler Mehndi could wait. i engulfed him in my arms and said "i'll never leave you my dumbledaddy."

that was enough for him, his whipped down his Stripe boxer shorts, colour - Pink/Navy and hovered his bum over my awaiting mouth. he shot out thousands, perhaps even million of delicious crunchy shit flakes as i yelled "MORE, PLEASE ALBUS MORE". he continued, with that sexy albus dumbledore grin on his face.