chapter four : weezy to the rescue

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"WEEZY MANZ WEEZY MANZ" i shouted frantically, running into the great hall at 382837mph. i found him shoving an entire friend chicken thigh down his throat, as per usual.

"what is it is dobby manz, are you okay?" he replied, worried.

"it's snape. he's stolen dumbledaddy from me!" i cried, heartbroken.

"how dare he, i'll show him what happens when you mess with big man weezy's friends!" he shouted.

he stormed off and i followed, ready to see big man weezy bust a move on greasy old severus.

"OI!!" he shouted the moment he laid eyes on severus.

"how dare you speak to me in such a way, you ginger ninja" he retorted, pulling out his wand.

big man weezy charged at snape and pummelled him, just as he deserved. "YOU-GREASY-CUNT-HOW-DARE-YOU-HURT-DOBBY-IN-SUCH-A-WAY" he shouted, panting between each word. i just sat back and watched it happen, munching on my Butterkist Crunchy Toffee Popcorn 85g (Pack of 12 x 85g) that i had saved inside my rag for special occasions such as these.

it was great, possibly even one of the best things i've ever witnessed, until dumbledaddy broke it up and sent me and big man weezy to detention.

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