.~*Ignored. Again*~. (One Piece x Reader)

Chapter 5

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'What in the world?!'

Strange. It's like I disembodied the rock's soul? I'm not sure how to explain it, but that seems about right, I guess.

I wonder if I- 

I threw the "rock" at the closet wall, it went right through...

I wonder if this works on humans too. Well... There's only one way to find out.

I quickly flew to someone, preferably someone I know. 

I wonder where Sanji is? Or Luffy. They are probably willing to let me test out this new found "ability" on them. Since Sanji is a pervert and Luffy is an idiot.

~Time Skip~

I found Zoro, somehow. Maybe he won't mind. Since he is unconscious

I reached for his- wait. Where should I reach? I mean the rock was easy since there really is only one place you can grab, but... Zoro isn't a rock, I think.

Ah! Maybe his head. I reached for his head. right before I could grab it though, he grabbed my wrist. 

"What do you think your do-" Ha! I tricked you! He tried to grab me, but you know ghost. Once he realized he didn't grab anything he opened his eyes.

"Oh. What do you think you're doing?" 

"Do you mind if I touch your head?" Like fight fire with fire (I miss you Ace), answer a question with a question. Ok that was stupid, but whatever.

"Why? Are you trying to reach my brains so you can kill me?" 

"no." Doesn't he realize that if I can reach through his head I would probably just reach through his brain as well.

"Then, why do you want to touch my head." Just let me touch your head you grass-ass, goblin, grumpy looking bitch.

"Earlier I was trying to pick up stuff, I tried to grab a rock, I ended up picking up the rock's 'soul' I guess you could call it. So now I'm wanting to try it on humans."

"So you are planning on killing me."

"I'm not trying to kill you. I'll put you back, if anyone finds your body they'll probably just think you're asleep. And everyone knows you sleep like a rock and for a while, so we'll have plenty of time to figure out how to return your 'soul' to your body"

"So I could potentially die here."

"You won't be dead, you'll be like me. I think you'll still have your swords."

"Are you not dead?"

"Well, I- look just let me try this out. It should be fine.

"I guess, as long as I can return."

"Great!" Ok trying again. I closed my eyes, and took a deep breathe. This time was different than the rock. I could see a white string. It was tied into a bow

My instincts told me to untie the bow, so I did. once the string untied it fell and I opened my eyes. I was holding Zoro's head.

"You know- you have quite the grip strength for a dead girl." he said.

"And you have surprisingly soft hair for a grumpy bush." He scoffed at that.

"So what now?" Well now I know that I can use this 'ability' on humans. I guess that works for an answer.

"Thanks. Now I put you back." he nodded. Only problem is that I didn't really return the rock to its 'body' I just kind of threw it.

"Uh oh..."

"Wait- What do you mean 'uh oh'!"

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