If Pokemon Characters Had Facebook...

Chapter My Trash

Misty has updated her status- I hate friends. Why? 'Cuz mine are idiots who can't spell

Comments:

Ash: I feel personally attacked right now

Misty: good

E has updated her status- People think I'm a weirdo for having a 1 letter name but I have a 4 letter name so like wtf?

Comments:

Lia: Can't relate lol 

E has tagged Lia in her status- If I die what would you do?

Comments:

Lia: Go watch a movie during your funeral

E: <3

Ash has tagged Misty in his status- Whatcha doing?

Comments:

Misty: Making some graves

Ash: W H A T

May has updated her status- I hate fake friends

Oh wait

All of my friends are fake

Comments:

Ash: I feel SO attacked right now smh

Lia has tagged E in her status- You're plotting something aren't you?

Comments:

E: Nes

Lia: Nes?

E: No+Yes= Nes

Lia: Tbh That doesn't work

E: Tbh I don't care

E has tagged Arceus in her status- You can fly right?

Comments:

Arceus: Ye

E: Good

Lia: ...

Meowth has tagged E in its status- Aer yuo evne gonig to fxi teh wali?

Comments:

E: Lol no

E: It never existed tbh

Meowth: it dib onec

E: Once

E: And plus I see no problem

Dawn has updated her status- I hate it when boys ask me if I'm free next week

Like no

I'm always expensive

~May and 3 others have liked this status~

Gary has updated his status- I have memes

Comments:

Ash: Send them to me

Officer Jenny: THEY BETTER BE LEGAL BOYS

E has updated her status- Just caught a Magikarp and named it 'Lil Timmy

Comments:

Magikarp: Hello trainer!

Lia: Seriously? A Magikarp?

E: I wanted to catch it lol

Lia: Why tho

E: 'CUZ

E: It's mah boi

E: I shall love and care for him

E: And I shall kill you if you disgrace him ever again

Magikarp: :D

Ash has updated his status- Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

Comments:

Gary: Throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times

Brock: Throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

Tracey: Throwing fridges at people who need to chill

Misty: Why do I associate myself with you people

Ash: 'Cuz you love us

Misty: Quite frankly the opposite

E has updated her status- I need a sock, a paper bag, a granola bar, and an insurance plan

Comments:

Arceus: I have all but one

Arceus: I don't have a sock

E: That should work just fine

E has updated her status- People ask me why I ship but it's basically like asking why do I eat, I'll die if I don't

~Bonnie, Green, and one other liked this status~

Mew has updated its status- 'Sup fam ;)

Comments:

Mewtwo: Stop

Mew: Never

>>>What a random chapter. Bye!!!<<<

- E out