Sweden walked in from the winter cold, Finland at his side. He took of his large, black hat and set it down. Iceland peeked up from his video game. Next, Finland took off his white hat and set it on top of Sweden's. Iceland looked towards the two hats. Denmark came in, twirling his tiny hat around his finger. Iceland's gaze met the spinning hat. Norway soon walked in and threw his blew hat at Denmark, knocking him to the ground. Iceland patted his own head, and a sudden wave of pain and realization hit him.
He didn't have a hat.
(Time Skip to an hour later at a costume shop)
A yell came from the Icelandic shopper, ruffling his hair. He knew a micronation, Blárland, was taking pictures a few shelves away, but he didn't care. He was digging through the hat rack, tosses hats to the side angrily. There was nothing that appealed to him. Defeated, he walked back to the nordic home.
(Time skip back home)
He came back to find all four Nordics wearing hats proudly. He screamed, getting their attention. He took Sweden's hat, whom was restrained by Finland to keep him from destroying the Icey boy. However, his protection left a weakness. Finland's hat was soon snatched up by Iceland and he tossed the black hat in favour of his new white one. Finland was stunned and stuck holding Sweden.
Denmark stared at Iceland, worried for his mental health. Iceland took the opportunity to snatch up Denmark's hat. The small one took the place of the white hat. Denmark fell over and passed out, probably drunk.
Norway backed away, until Iceland had him against the wall, clawing his hat off. He put on the blue cap and threw the tiny one at the sleeping Dane. Norway was restrained by the fairies.
Iceland mentally fought over which hat he should wear when his puffin flew over. He had a crown and placed it on Icey's head, whom proudly sat on the unconscious Denmark, staring at the restrained countries and the restraining country.
Iceland suddenly knew what he had to do.
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He threw the hats at Sweden, Finland, and Norge. He tossed the tiny Danish hat to the puffin, and later Sweden made Denmark into an IKEA chair. The end.
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FanfictionWell, I'm LaLa, I'm a Otaku, and I'm insane. If you've read Anime Doors, then you know that I ACUTALLY have short blond-brown hair and blue eyes. So, I basically ship and scare in anime. Some Japanese! I own no rights Mild swearing Inspired by: @Fea...
