Me: this is reality.
Hikaru: who's he?
Alois: who's he?
Me: you boys, are my fictional crushes!
Hikaru: please don't tell us...
Alois: that you want us to...
Me:NO YAOI!
Hikaru and Alois: *sigh with relief*
Me: now, you are in my mind!!!
Alois: no wonder its so creepy...
Hikaru: why does it look like the universe's basement?
Me: ignore the cobwebs and you'll be fine. And don't drink the water.
Alois: why-
Me: Don't! Drink! The water!
Hikaru: what do you put in it?
Me: insanity, my blond/blue/brunette genes, random anime and video game facts, and annoying crap.
Alois and Hikaru: sorry we asked...
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Anime Fails
FanfictionWell, I'm LaLa, I'm a Otaku, and I'm insane. If you've read Anime Doors, then you know that I ACUTALLY have short blond-brown hair and blue eyes. So, I basically ship and scare in anime. Some Japanese! I own no rights Mild swearing Inspired by: @Fea...
