Daddy Issues

Chapter 35:

The next morning Draco was gone. He went back to his room I assume. He always leaves me. He stays the night and then leaves early in the morning.

I decided to text his dad.

Not to flirt with him but to ask him if he'd prank Draco with me.

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Lucius

Y/n: Hi

Lucius: Here we go again

Y/n: That's rude and I just had an idea

Lucius: Okay, what is it then?

Y/n: We should tell Draco that we slept together this morning

Lucius: But we didn't?

Y/n: Don't you think I know that?  But he'll believe it

Lucius: Why do you do this to him?

Y/n: Because I like making him mad

Lucius: Okay go ahead, do it.
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While I was texting Lucius, Draco had texted me a bunch of times.

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Draco

Draco: Y/n, can we do something today?

Y/n: ...

Draco: Helloooo?

Y/n: ...

Draco: Why are you ignoring me?

Y/n: Hey sorry, I was doing something

Draco: What were you doing?

Y/n: Ask him yourself;)

Y/n: *Y/n added Lucius*

Lucius: Hello there Draco

Draco: You're joking right now

Lucius: Why would I joke about it?

Draco: YOU SLEPT WITH MY FATHER?!

Y/n: Yes I did, and I'll do it again

Draco: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Y/n: Nothing at all. You knew this was gonna happen

Draco: No, I didn't think my father was gonna sleep with a minor! My girlfriend nontheless!

Lucius: Nobody has to know Draco

Y/n: He was quite good at it actually

Draco: Y'all are messed up in the head

Y/n: No you are. Did you really believe that?

Draco: Yes I did because I know it's something you would do

Y/n: We didn't actually sleep together lmao

Lucius: It was a prank

Draco: I hate you both.

Y/n: Draco I can't even walk. How do you think I would sleep with him?

Draco: I don't know, he could have apparated over here

Lucius: I would never sleep with a minor, Draco

Y/n: Hey! I'm hot.

Draco: Yeah you are;)

Y/n: I'm bored, come over
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