teacher..?

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by heybestiesig

by heybestiesig

y/n entered the class as everyone was outside watching donkey strut across the halls. shrek didn't hear about the news... yet. the teacher's expression was shocked, his jaw was flying to the moon. teaching such a small class was weird.

y/n sat down at their seat, the comforting warmth of shrek's wrinkled onion scent still lingering in their pocket. the teacher rambled on about science, yet y/n couldn't stop thinking about how pretty shrek was, his thick thighs, and his perfect ears. his onion scent could be split into 5000 parts, and they would still love the faint scent. y/n was obsessed. donkey slowly entered the classroom, the teacher shocked. of course, no one recognized him, he was the pretty new student, sharty fartin. sharty fartin came from the bathroom, and strut out like nicki minaj if she was on the red carpet. /j

y/n shocked by his beauty wanted to ask for beauty tips. shrek knew who it was instantly, he shouted, " YOU AREN'T SHARTY FARTIN, YOU'RE DONKEY! "
y/n gasped and said, " donkey, how did you get so... beautiful? "
shrek then replied, " ohoho, he is NOT. beautiful. "
y/n reeled back, and then finally said, " donkey, take off that makeup, and reveal yourself. " y/n was mad at shrek for not accepting that donkey was actually very pretty. donkey revealed himself and said, " MIRANDA, LIPSTICK IN! ", all of his makeup went into his purse. which smelled like a wet shart.

y/n gasped, and was jealous. shrek slapped donkey, " YOU LITTLE CHEATER, YOU WANT ALL THE GUYS WITH YOU NOW HUH? " y/n more shocked, replied with, " why do you care.. shrek. " shrek was in shock, in denial. he grunted and left the classroom. the teacher wanted to kiss donkey, he was so pretty. /j y/n walked to the door, and walked to the stalls, in a crying way. was their true love, not even true to them? was it all a lie? they sobbed inside of the stall, echoing throughout. something glowed inside of their handbag, it was a tiny gem filled with a shart symbol. they said, sharty, spots on? and they transformed..

they transformed into miraculous sharty farty, the enemy of miranda sings, and the lover of onion sprinkle toes. their hair turned into neon green, red, and brown. their shoes smelled like dog poop. they missed shrek, " i should apologize.. " they ran after him. entering the other stalls, they saw shrek, into another person. o-onion sprinkle toes? they whispered quietly? shrek answered saying, get out, miraculous sharty farty!

y/n said, sharty spots off! and they transformed back. shrek did the same. so, we're both destined to take down miranda sings.. huh. shrek turns around.. i still love you. i'm sorry.

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don't forget this is satire pls.
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