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Ray looked at Emma, his emo bitch face just getting even more bitchier. "Emma, we can't escape with everyone. Thats- thats literally impossible, how the hell are the babies gonna do this?" Ray said, raising an eyebrow. "I know its impossi-" "Shut up, Emma! I am talking! Now, we can only bring Gilda and Don if we bring others. So-"

"No, bitch!" Emma suddenly said, anger boiling in her expression. Ray was.. impressed and shocked, did she just- did she just curse?! "I know that its fucking impossible, but I don't give a fuck!" Emma shouted, Norman was also shocked yet impressed. Was she that angry or?

"HAH?!" "If there is no shitty place for us bad bitches to live, then let's make one, you little shit!" Emma growled. Ray backed up slightly, he was very scared. Very. "I understand now, thanks to you, hot topic wannabe bitch." Emma said. "BUT STOP FUCKING BLABBERING BITCH!"

"WERE GONNA ESCAPE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE WHORES AND YOU CANT STOP ME LITTLE SHIT-" Norman suddenly burst into laughter, same, Norman. Same. "WHAT THE- SHE JUST CURSED AND YOUR LAUGHING?! SHES LIKE 11!" Ray said, obviously confused and scared.

"I know, but isn't she just so.." Norman paused, and started blushing. "h-hot?.." Ray paused, making a disgusted face. "You gotta be kidding me.. your- your only on her side.. because your simping?! What?!" Norman looked at Ray. "DONT DISRESPECT MY QUEEN LIKE THAT ASSHOLE!" Now Norman was cursing! What the hell?!

"What are you gonna do?! Give her more Twitch Primes or some shit?!" Ray sweared back, not realizing. "...oh fuck, now I've got the curse." Norman looked at Emma. "Look at her..." Norman heavily breathed. "I'll give you all my donations and Twitch Primes, baby.." Ray made a even more disgusted face. "What the fuck.."

After a while, the bell rang. "Hey guys!  The bell is ringing, we should go back-" "Well yeah we-" Then, music started to play.

Emma broke a tree, made a pickaxe and left. Norman heavily breathed again. "Oh.. she's so beautiful.. she's my E-Girl.. hah..." Ray looked at the camera like in The Office.

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AYYYYYYYYE! LMAO SHOULD I MAKE A TPN ABRIDGED SERIES

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