ARROGANT ( corpse x female reader)

Chap 1

Edited

Sometimes I'm thankful I don't have a office job but then there's moments like these when I wish I did
I woke up this morning knowing my simple list
Of what to do
: brush teeth
: eat breakfast
: get setup ready
: play some games
: end stream
: go to work
: back to sleep
Oh how much it actually went like that

I woke up to see my power went off and all my food went bad and so scratch breakfast
My power got back on thankfully I hoped badly that nothing else would go wrong
Right when I got to my computer i got the worst message one could get

Pc has to be restarted
FUCK MY LIFE
I click restart ,grab my bag and run out of the house and then boom
I hit someone right in the chest
At my somewhat reasonable Height  of 5'6 I hit someone who had to be like 6'2. I look up slowly to see ice eyes hit me right back
He was absolutely beautiful I mean fuck god had to take his time on this man
I would do anything to lick all over his bo-
"I'm sorry are you okay ?" He asks 'WITH A BRITSH FUCKONG ACCENT NOW ALL I WANT IS THIS MAN TO DICK ME DOWN'
"Ya I'm okay I'm really sorry this whole morning has been absolute shit" I sigh slightly shaking my head
"It's absolutely fine , I'm Alexander and you are ...?"
" oh I'm Blair" god sake please let this end
"It was nice meeting you miss Blair" he says while walking past me not looking back
That back tho ..... I have a thing for hot backs oki let me be
...........................................

"good afternoon chat , how is yalls day going , mine has been pretty trash but hopefully it will be better because Jack has invited me to play some random Minecraft mod thing , im really not sure how this will work but all ik is i have the chance to kill people so im quite excited" as i read the chat while setting up i read a certain chat saying something about corpse (i absolutely despise him )

"corpse is coming ,what the fuck come onnnnnnnnnnn , jack had to choose the one person i fucking hate , like no hate to him but he is so boring , i absolutey don't get the hype i mean .... i fucking wish i had a deep voice and my viewership would fucking pop off but insided im stuck with myself so but you know at-least im actually you know interesting
He isn't even that interesting , like come on he doesn't have a personality bc his only trait is his voice like the fuck"
I lean down my chair sighing dramatically to hear a voice chat from a Dono come up

Donation from : CORPSEHUSBAND
"The way you talk about me makes you look like some obsessed fan hrm"
$500

I stumble on my chair falling down looking up at my Monitor
This fucking cocky dick .....

A/N
First chapter a bit weird but yk don't worry it will all make sense soon
But if you read my last book then you know that you should always worry but u decided :)
Byeee