Please prepare for the crackhead hours (ALSO THOR DARK WORLD SPOILERS) So sorry, no one shot's again
Race: I'm gay, dead inside and bored as frick, who wants to ft
Jojo: ...
Jojo: S-sure
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Elmer: 🙈
Crutchie: 🙊
Albert: 🐡
Jack: wrong.
Albert: I'll go-
Jack: Thanks
Albert: No problem
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Race: *sigh*
Race: Let's try this again
Race: WE FINISH EACH OTHER'S
Albert: SANDWICHES
Race: HEY THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Spot: k I'm done here bai
Albert: I NEVER MET SOMEONE WHO THINKS SO MUCH LIKE ME
Albert: BAII
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Spot: I hate all of you
All the newsies simultaneously: Luv ya too
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Albert: *insert photo of screen playing Thor the Dark World* Anyways thor
Jack: He looks unsettled
Albert: That's Loki. He's always unsettled
Jack: I see
Albert: *insert another photo* That's Thor, he's even more unsettled. Cause his dad is DeAdddddd
Jack: he is not hitting any vibes
Albert: and he just got kicked off his planet
Jack: good for him
Albert: And he isn't worthy of his magic stick
Jack: he was never worthy
Albert: rood
Abert: oh yeah and his brother is actually the son of some ice monster king that he just rekindled a war with, but he doesn't know that
Jack: Elsa?
Albert: yes.
Jack: always.
Albert: Loki son of Elsa.
Jack: Loki sounds like a 3rd grade math website.
Albert: it probably is
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Race: there's a difference between your and you're
Race: So there's a difference between ur and ure
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Race: ure a 70s but im a 90s bitch
Spot: Well I'm an 80s bitch so fuck you
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Jack: *cutely melts crayons on heater*
Race: *cutely melts earlobes on heater*
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Elmer: *insert cute little aesthetic positive quote thing*
Elmer: I want to put this on a shirt
Crutchie: Omg yesssss, put it on 2 so i can have one
Elmer: Ayeeee
Spot: Ew. Positivity. *spits*
Race: Ew. Spot. *spits*
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Race: *aesthetically chokes on pickle*
Crutchie: *aesthetically panics and asks you good?*
Race: *aesthetically coughs and says yes*
Crutchie: *phew*
Spot: *aesthetically wonders what the frickfrack nick snack tick tack rick rack this friendship is*
Davey: *aesthetically wonders if it's too late to back out of this friendship*
Jack: *aesthetically assures you it is*
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Race: okay so i fixed it but i also made it SO MUCH WORSE
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Romeo: You don't even know the vibes until you're blasting staying alive on repeat and dancing around your kitchen for no reason other that you fucking feel like it
Specs: oH
Specs: Then i am nowhere near the vibes
Romeo: No
Romeo: No you are not
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Jack: Mona lisa spelled backwards is asil anom
Race: Yum
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Davey: I'm bored.
Jack: hi bored im dad
Davey: frac off
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Spot: chickens don't poop out eggs when you kill them
Spot: i learnt that today
Spot: You would think it would be a shock thing but nOOOO
Davey: Sometimes I gotta sit back and remember spot is a vegetarian
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Katherine: WHERE ARE MY BOOKS *cries in I just want to read my freaking books*
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Elmer: capricorn always makes me think of unicorns *sigh*
Crutchie: Me too *sigh*
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Race: Why is it called eye cream if it hurts when you put it in your eye
Race: Eye'm not sure but eye sure am screaming
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-Kai🍄
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