Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Intercourse

Chapter 2: The Visitation

Kairi travelled to the Mysterious Tower. The stars glistened like a golden shower dazzling in the sky, and the starlight grass blew its midnight dew in the wind like a quivering squirt caught in an updraft.

Yen Sid awaited upstairs, his gigantic beard flowing like the downstairs of an unshaved maiden; and his eyes protruding from his strong elderly skull as if they were two large gazing breasts, ready to pounce at their next master.

Kairi protruded from the doorway, her hands clammy from the trek upstairs. Her lips parted, and she inhaled the mystical moisture from the air. Before she could get a word in, Yen Sid spoke--

"Kairi, what a pleasant surprise."

Her mouth remained open, gaping. Her eyes remained fixated on Yen Sid's glorious flowing beard. She looked to him as to ask for permission to speak, then after a short moment--

"Master, I witnessed something which disturbed me."

"What would that be?" He responded.

"Riku and Sora were-" she held up her hands and made quotation marks with her fingers; "Wrestling".

"A young boy goes through changes in their age. Perhaps you need to find what is truly in their hearts."

"Master, while under normal circumstances I would consider this a good idea, I was actually considering revenge. Where is Master Aqua?" She asked.

Yen Sid's eyes darted at her in surprise and his lips trembled.

"Why-" he stumbled "she'll be returning any time soon."

"Wonderful."

Kairi sat and waited.