Call of Duty Zombies Preferences-Imagines

Random But True Stories #1

This is between me and my brothers one night, also it's kinda like a OC thing but not really. My brothers said I made it funny so why not make it into this?
Richtofen≈ cursive
Nikolai≈ Underline
Dempsey≈Bold
Takeo≈ All three
Me≈ Regular
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"How do you work this fucking thing?" Richtofen cursed from the mic, he didn't know whether it was on and everyone could hear him or speaking to himself. "It's on, Richtofen" "we can hear you both in the call and on the game you idiot" "can we start?" Nikolai whined, almost hitting his controller on his desk as we heard him. We lived all in different houses, in the same state but different houses-

"50 v 50?" "If that's what you guys want to play. I'm down for anything really". Soon we all joined one lobby, "I'm so confused, how did Takeo end up in a lobby when there's only 4 of us, but he's in the same game?" "You're gonna need to be smarter than that Richtofen" the bickering between those two continued as the pre match timer counted down. We landed together, "sniper. Top roof. 150. Curious, you got this" Nikolai finally spoke through the call, "alright" I peeked out a little. My armor broke, then I was downed. Before I could even get behind the wall towards Takeo, he shot me again.

"I'm good, I'm fine. Get this little shit back" I mumbled the last part to myself. Landing on top of another building just enough to see where the guy went. I shot him, getting him back instantly. I made my way down to where the guys were. "Fuck it, I'm going on my own. Can't stand playing near Richtofen. Takes all the kills" "well Dempsey, if you'd react a little faster maybe you'd actually get a few kills in game. Oh wait, your skulls to thick to process what I'm saying" "ehh, I'm off" Nikolai butted in, his character instantly running off the opposite direction. Right when he moved he was killed. He cursed to himself in Russian.

Dempsey and Richtofen were to busy fighting to even notice I was having a 1v1 with the guy from earlier. Takeo being the only one who stayed behind me just in case I was down so he could revive me or to pick up my stuff and give it back when I respawn. Soon the match was over, our scores popped up, and the rest of the players were heard talking. Some of the people from the enemy team talking too. "Another round or battle royal?" I asked, Then the whole lobby went quiet. Some people continued talking, then the familiar gamer tag popped up in the left middle side of the screen. "You suck you know that?" "Well, If I suck how do I have 5 and you have 3 kills, I clearly won" "shut up, you're a girl. I was clearly going easy on you" "but you didn't know I was a girl in game since I wasn't talking" my brothers immediately went quiet.

"Fuck off and go make me a sandwich" "woah there, listen here you little shit. Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?" "No no, Dempsey it's 'do you kiss your father with that mouth'?" "Whatever it is"  "You watch who you talk too, or there's going to be some problems kid" " And what are you going to do about it?" The boy answered back harshly. The other players going quiet, listening in on our conversation. Some guys laughed at the boy for picking on me, they even joined in on the fun.

"I hope you have the shittiest day of your life the rest of the night and tomorrow" Takeo butted in " I hope your parents get divorced and they blame it all on you" "I fucking hope you stub your toe on the edge of your bed tonight" "I hope both sides of your pillow is warm and the Warzone update is to big for your console" "simp. Simp!" The boy shouted through the mic

The end of the match cleared, but then I was requested to join the boys lobby, I agreed. Adding my brothers, just to see what would happen. "Are you done making my food? You're supposed to be in the kitchen" I rolled my eyes, playing with a small Rubik's cube I had on my desk. "Keep talking to her like that and I'll make sure you never treat girls like that again" "your moms a stripper and your dad drives a milk truck. We get it your life's shitty. But no need to take it out on us" "dog water, you're literally dog water. All of you" "this kids getting annoying. Let's just leave" "I didn't add you, I just added her" "you mess with her and you mess with all of us. We'll have your account blocked from the severs and make sure you won't be able to play for awhile. So I advise you run off back to Fortnite and complain about not having 'V-Bucks' before you actually run into the wrong people"

"Unless.. you and me. Pick the map, the guns and I'll still put you on the spot. Know your place, trash." "guys stop. He can't do shit, let's go" I almost laughed. I left the little group and joined the guys soon after. "I swear man, these kids are going to cry if I actually do say something to them. I had to stop myself from saying something to him" "well, Curious is alright. I'm glad, if he sends you something tell me-" "and me" "can't forget about me" "us" Nikolai corrected them all. "Yeah yeah, his words didn't hurt. I'm good" "alright, just making sure" "that was actually fun. I hope we run into more kids like him soon" Dempsey laughed to himself.
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This is actually a true story. I forgot my mic was on one match, which happened to be the one I sniped the kid. We went back and forth almost the whole game. But he was in range and started trash talking. My two older brothers and one younger started picking on him, I stayed quiet. They said some other things but I don't remember. I think I have it recorded, but after the match he cried for his mom. We quickly logged off and got into Cold War. We were kidding though, nothing serious, and I thought it was pretty funny to share. Dempsey has to be my older brother since he cusses a lot and he's just, completely destroys peoples vibes if he wanted to. Richtofen is my younger bother, he's funny but he can be mean if he wanted to. Nikolai, the other older. Shuts everyone out except family, if anyone tries talking to him he kindly tells them to fuck off. Takeo being the one that's quiet but can talk for hours on end if he wanted to.

Anyways I hoped you enjoyed
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