the girl of my dreams (sammy czewski x harry styles) (CRACK FIC)

date

harry arrived at the arizona airport and greeted his pink-haired little pogchamp with a shy wave after reassuring his seven bodyguards that she would not harm him.

"hiiii" squeaked sammy, "im not really a hugger"

harry tried not to look disappointed

"but i like u. so i wanna make an exception"

haryr grinned and opened his arms and sammy awkwardly hugged him as if she'd never hugged anyone before because that is close enough to the truth lmao. harry was wearing a really sexy perfume with a scent that had notes of pot pourri and lavender and roses and odour toilet and dead sheep and colon and wine and axe body spray and pumpkin and blueberry and bbq sauce and chestnut and chesthair and nuthair and cinnamon and balsamic vinegar and chilli and nutmeg and ice (the frozen water) and ice (the bling) and ice (the drug) and hair dye and daisies and mint and raspberry and cologne and turtle meat and onion and anime bodypillow and mango and slutty orange and [redacted] and distilled water and chinese herbs and manly manky man and cheese and sweat and sweaty cheese and cheesy sweat and manly sweat and deepfried cheesy sweat from a man's underboob and lilies and green apple and cherry blossom and forget-me-not and pineapple and more roses and rosewater and rosehip and turkish delight (the rosewater kind) and turkish delight (the chocolate kind) and more cinnamon and mouse droppings and lemon and strawberry and soy sauce and passionfruit and froot loops and fresh cut grass and petrichor and the good kush and lysol wipes and old books and honey and sandalwood, but sammy didn't notice any of that because she doesn't fucking sniff people

the bodyguards looked at them with blank expressions. harry held sammys hand and teleported her to a romanitc candle lit dinner or something. they sat on opposite sides of a two person table in the white castle restaurant with the bodyguards squeezed between them on the other two sides. sammy was like "um can u not rn" because they were in her space and ruining her date with harry stylez.

harry said "yeah bradley, i see what youre up to bruv, no touchy my tiny titty twitch waifu."

sammy laughed. "lmao i have a huge fricking dumpy tho. but yea. can y'all like, scram, away from our date please."

"ok" bradley conceded and got up from the table, followed by the rest of the bodyguards.

"okay*" sammy corrected

"ok" bradley said, and then fucking died from the absolute AUDACITY of himself

"so now they're all gone," chuckled harry cutely, "let us eat our date food"

they ate white castle's finest shrimp dish. look man idk how dates at fancy candlelit restaurants work do you just stare at each other while you shove food in your faces and make gross noises and are you supposed to feed each other spoonfuls of food or pieces of shrimp or is that just a thing in movies and what if you want to kiss eahc other afterwards do you just gotta not brush your teeth and taste the remnants of the other persons food?????????

then after whatever just happened was done happening, harry paid the bill and gave a $100 tip to the waiter. they walked out of the restaurant onto the moonlit boardwalk and went to the beach where harry pulled a whole-ass acoustic guitar out of his hair

they were alone on the beach, which harry had made a bonfire on earlier because that's a cool thing from music videos. they sat 5 feet apart (cos theyre not gay) asnd harry played his guitar softly while singing despacito. sammy swooned at the TALENT. harry caught her and was like, "oops you kinda fell for me there hehe"

"yeah your voice is so beatufuyl i swooned"

"will u please join in with me singing?"

"sure!" she smiled, and when harry started to play all star, she sang along.

harry immediately fell over backwards with a loud crunch of sand, causing sammys eyes to widen in alarm. "ow ouch oof ooh ow aaaa it hurts ouch it burns" and then went still and silent.

"WHATTHEFRICK HARRY ARE YOU OKAY????????" sammy yelled. "what hurts??!! what burns??!! Oh my fricking god he's fricking dead."

then harry gave a weak smile, did fingerguns at sammy, and croaked out "my love for you"

"wat?" sammy said

getting up, harry said "i swoned so hard from your voice that i passed out lol"

"awwwW," sammy 🥺'd, blushing and playing with her hair, which was miraculously still pink this far ahead in the writing. im on a roll.

"u are beautiful and i love u" harry sincerely said at her.

sammy looked down, embarrassed, unsure if he was serious. "stAhP thats rUde you cAnT make me sMiLe like that oh my gOsh whaT did i dO to deserve thiS? ur harry stYLes why are you tAlking to little old mE?"

harry sighed and picked up his guitar from the sand.

"You're insecure, don't know what for
You're turning heads when you walk through the door
Don't need makeup to cover up (but you look hot in it anyway mwuh)
Being the way that you are is enough

Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but you

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh, oh, you don't know you're beautiful
If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know, you don't know you're beautiful
That's what makes you beautiful

So c-come on, you got it wrong
To prove I'm right, I put it in a song
I don't know why you're being shy
And turn away when I look into your eyes

Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but you

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else (Nobody else)
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh, oh, you don't know you're beautiful (Oh)
If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know, you don't know you're beautiful
That's what makes you beautiful

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh-oh, you don't know you're beautiful

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground (ground), it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh-oh, you don't know you're beautiful (Beautiful)
If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately (Desperately)
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know, you don't know you're beautiful
That's what makes you beautiful"

by the time harry had finished singing, sammy was cryign from wholesomeness. "i lov e you too, hary" she said.

harry smiled at her reassuringly and said "poggers"

"im a good christian woman and im not usually this scandalous but i want take our relaionship further" salmon said shyly

"what is that" harry asked

"eye contact" sammy whispered awkwardly

"😳 thats hot" harry blushed blushingly

sammy grinned excitedly. "omg you said an emoji! yruo'e learning!!!!"

"o shit i did," harry celebrated, and dabbed

then they looked at each others eyes cutely uwu