Two and a Half

Tourist trapped

Summer break , a time for relaxation and leisure

NOT a time to get attacked by a monster of unimaginable terror

Just like these three were

2 identical looking boys , one wearing a dark blue shirt with an entirely white open clam with a pearl inside on it (all white) under a red flannel shirt , another boy (I'm not describing dipper) and a girl wearing a purple sweater with a catnface that is about to puke

The three were in a golf cart narrowly escaping the clutches of the monster

Now lets rewind a bit

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It all began when the pines parents decided their children needed some fresh air

So they shipped them off to a sleepy town called gravity falls oregon to live with their great uncle stan

For the pines "triplets" it looked like it'll be the same old routine all summer , until one faithful day

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"He's looking at it , he's looking at it" said Mabel excitedly as she stared at a boy

The boy however , was confused as to what he was reading

"I rigged it!" Said Mabel happily

"Mabel , love isn't something you pick up on the fly" said Myles as he held a broom "you nee__"

"Laaaame!" Said Mabel as if she was bored to death by Myles's words

"Mabel , I know you're going through your boy crazy phase but you're kinda overdoing it with the crazy part" said Dipper as cleaned a jar full of eyes

To this Mabel blew a raspberry and replied to Dipper

"Aaand I've been ignored...*sigh* I'm just gonna go" said Myles sadly as he went outside behind the shack and sat with a tree to his back "now magic , make me not want to feel anymore"

Then he snapped his fingers and a cyan book appeared in front of him

And just as he was about to open the book

"Myles! Go hang some signs with Dipper in the creepy part of the woods!" Yelled Stan

"What?! Why?!" Asked Myles in surprise

"Because I said so! And because Dipper needs a babysitter!" Said Stan as he stopped his pitt cola

"what about Mabel?" said Myles "Dipper would wanna go with her"

Then Stan gave Myles the Stan glare

"Ugh fine" said Myles tiredly as he walked to Stan who gave him some signs shaped like arrows

Then Dipper and Myles went to the creepy part of the forest together

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"Hey Myles" said Dipper "can we split off here I want to stay alone for a bit"

"I thought the reason I was here is because you were too scared of going alone into the forest" said Myles holding half of the signs

"I'm not afraid of the forest!" Said Dipper angrily "I just want to be alone for a while okay?!"

"Geez fine no need to get all cranky about me coming here with you" said Myles frowning "if you don't want me here that badly I'll just leave you jerk"

And so Myles walked away

"Geez , will I ever get a small thank you or something from those two" said Myles annoyed before frowning sadly "*sigh* let's just put up these signs"