Two and a Half

Blazing hiccups

Takes place after the inconveniencing

Enjoy

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"I don't know doods, that doesn't sound like a good idea" said Soos scratching the back of his neck

"Come on Soos! It's magic! We'll just take the book, take some pictures and then put it back! Simple" said Dipper excitedly

"Can't you just like, ask him to show you a bit?" Asked Soos still unsure

"Soos! He won't even let us touch the book! This is best chance we'll get!" Said Dipper frowning "all you have to do is to keep Myles occupied for some time until we're done"

"And as long as Myles doesn't find out, we're fine!" said Mabel cheerfully "now let's learn some magic!"

"Ok doods! I'm ready" said Soos with determination

Dipper and Mabel nodded, then Soos walked into the living room, where the mostly gray haired Myles was mixing liquids in vials together, with a blue book next to him

"Hey dawg! Wanna become an fclorper?" Said Soos cheerfully thinking that Myles might like roleplay because.. wizard

"Uhm...what?" Asked Myles in confusion

"Foam and cardboard legitimate outdoor roleplay" said Soos passionately "it's a__"

"I get it Soos! I want to ask why" said Myles narrowing his eyes

"Dood, we don't hang out that much and so I thought we'd do something together! Just the two of us" said Soos nervously as he cheated the scentences off of his arm

"Soos, what brought upon this revelation?" said Myles as he added some silver colored powder to the mix, causing a cyan cloud to rise that slightly froze the ceiling

"Woah! What's that stuff" said Soos curiously as he saw the frost

"Liquid winter, I use it in the hotter summer days to cool myself, I thought it's about time I brewed myself a bottle" said Myles as the frost above him melted on his head

"Dood! Can it make it snow?" Asked Soos happily

"Yes if it's vaporized, and it would take days to melt on it's own" said Myles proudly as he extended his hand to nowhere, not even using magic before taking it back "*sigh* but you didn't answer my question"

"Dood, you keep doing these weird hand motions as if you're trying to get something from someone " Asked Soos with concern, completely forgetting the reason he approached Myles in the first place "are they a ghost? Are there ghosts in here?"

"No Soos, there are no ghosts in this house" said Myles sadly "it's just a habit"

"Dood, you look kinda lonely, *gasp* maybe I can be your wizard assistant!" said Soos excitedly "do you need a wizard assistant?"

"...no" said Myles weakly "....yes"

"Well look no further dawg! Your magic assistant is right here!" said Soos with determination before Myles laughed "so what do we need to do now?"

"Well, I'm practically done, I just gotta test the potion to make sure everything is fine" said Myles smiling

"Snowball fight" said Soos suddenly "we could have a snowball fight with...uh"

"Liquid winter, and well, I guess a snowball fight seems pretty good right now" said Myles smiling "let me prepare the vapor"

Hearing this, Dipper and Mabel decided to go to their room to find the book