Two and a Half

The hand that rocks the mabel part 1

I skipped Headhunters because , wax...magic....fire... couldn't change much regardless of anything or it would just be anticlimactic

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Myles woke up from his sleep yawning Before going to the bathroom

At least he was gonna before he heard Dipper and Mabel scream...the three were in the same room

"What's wrong?" Asked Myles in confusion as he yawned

"Your hair!" Yelled Mabel "it's gray!"

And she was right , a quarter of Myles's hair was gray , the gray was on the front too

"Oh , that's just from the gobblewonker incident" said Myles rolling his eyes "eventually all my hair is gonna turn gray ,at least it's not white , that's not gonna happen until my late 60s, thanks to that crazy old man , I had to sacrifice__"

"Your lifespan!" Yelled Dipper in panic

"No!" Yelled Myles which made Dipper calm down slightly "I just sacrificed my hair color , jeez you're morbid , I still my my feet , legs , hearing ,sense of smell, taste and touch to sacrifice first"

"But when did this happen?" Asked Mabel in confusion

"You know when the gobblewonker was about to actually hit us and I stopped it mid air" said Myles "yeah , I didn't have any magic left , so I did what I could"

"More important than anything , how are we gonna explain this to Grunkle Stan?" Asked Dipper thinking of way to do it

"Simple" said Myles which got his siblings confused "I'll just tell him it's a disease from mom's side of the family , so don't worry about it"

"I guess that could work" Said Dipper with his hand on his chin

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After having to explain the gray hair to Stan , Myles barely got by with a few suspicious stares from Stan , though it was believable , unlike living wax figures

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"The tiger was badly injured in the explosion but we repaired him with a fist!" Said a man of the tv before the logo tiger fist appeared

Then the three pines triplets and Soos who were watching cheered

That was before the tiger punched himself and it moved to a commercial

"Hey look! It's that commercial that I was telling you guys about" said Soos as the commercial began

'are you completely miserable? "Yes"

Then you need to meet Gideon'

"Gideon?" Asked Dipper

"What makes him so special?" Asked Mabel

"Is this a scam?" Asked Myles

'he's a psychic!'

"Aroo?" Said Mabel

'so don't waste your time with other so called "men of mystery" (insert clip of Stan coming out of an out house)'

"This is worse than Stan" said Myles with a smile

'learn about tomorrow tonight , at Gideon's tent of telepathy *fast words I can't decipher except a bit*'

"Carla?" Asked Myles in confusion

"Wow! I'm getting all curiousy inside" said Mabel happily

"Well don't get too curiousy! Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town I've had nothing but trouble!"