Legend of the gobblewonker

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Myles got up from bed groggily , noticing that his siblings already left bed , he removed some tears that were in his eyes from when he was sleeping , realizing that some were wiped before he woke when he touched his cheek, snapped his fingers , returning the violet book to it's place and left the room

He went to the bathroom , did everything that needed to be done and went downstairs to see his siblings looking at a newspaper

"We didn't get any pictures of those gnomes did we?" Asked Dipper

"Nope! Just memories" said Mabel before showing Dipper a bit of gray hair "and this beard hair"

Then Dipper took a glance at Myles , who looked unharmed and sighed slightly in relief

"Uh Myles , I just wanted to ask" said Dipper awkwardly "are you okay?"

Myles was super confused hearing this

"Yeah? Why?" Asked Myles raising a brow

Mabel giving Dipper a nudge went unnoticed by Myles

"Well , we couldn't find you after the gnomes left and uhh *cough* are you not hurt anywhere?"

"Nope , uhh , thanks for asking?" Said Myles in confusion

"Good good" said Dipper awkwardly

Then Stan came into the room breaking the tension

"Good morning knuckle heads!" Greeted Stan cheerfully "do you know what day it is?"

"Happy anniversary?" Asked Dipper

"Mazel tov!" Yelled Mabel cheerfully

"Do nothing for 24-hours day?" Said Myles hopefully

"Uneh" (I don't even know) Stan as he hit Dipper with the newspaper "it's family fun day genius , and Myles, that's on Tuesday"

"Huh , it's actually a thing" said Myles shrugging

"Anyway , we're cutting off work and going on one of those.. bonding type deals" said Stan as he grabbed a milk carton from the fridge

"Grunkle Stan" called Dipper with concern "Is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?"

"where we went to jail!" Said Myles enthusiastically "that was an awful learning experience!"

"*Shiver* the county jail was so cold" said Mabel frowning

"Alright , maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker , but I swear , today we're gonna have some real family fun" said Stan happily "now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!"

"Yay!" Yelled the three siblings happily

Before realizing what Stan had said

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After a life threatening ride with Stan , the three siblings got out of the car , still blindfolded

"Ok ok , open them up" said Stan before the three removed their blindfolds "ta daa! It's fishing season!"

"Fishing?" Asked Mabel in confusion

"Is that a code for boat hijacking or something?" Asked Myles in more confusion

"What are you playing at old man?" Said Dipper with vigilance

"You're gonna love it!" Said Stan happily "the whole town's out here!"

Then they looked at "the whole town"

"I'd be impressed with that redhead if hadn't started punching the fish" said Myles shrugging

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