Weirdest sht find you can on wattpad (COTE)

Boyfriend (he's in your bed but I'm in your twitch chat)

words of author=bold, underline and ital.

thoughts of character pov: Bold only e.g. Kiyo pov: Damn what a thicc ass milf sheeeeeeeeeeee

Thoughts of other characters: Still bold only except this ' ' punctuation mark (idk what term is it.) is used.

3rd person narration like the one with those * * : bold and ital

Dialect speech and shit like those "what if sodou sees us" "who cares fuck me more AHHHMM" : without any effects

Kei Pov:

It has been a week since me and Kiyotaka started dating. At first I expected myself to take the lead (due to him being dense af) but surprisingly, he's the one holding the reins. Saying stuff like 'I love you' in the middle of class while talking to me then adding a 'Romeo' at the end. Like seriously Romeo? This fuckery makes me go insane. One time, he carried me from Keyaki mall to my room because I had my monthly due. Right in the middle of the date. Just utter bullshit.

But then he comforted me by saying he'll do whatever I want. Hmmmm whatever I want huh... I can make him a masochist while me being the sadistic one without him knowing I'm actually a masochist. Or I can make him wear his boxers while we're alone.

Carnal desires aside, isn't taking a picture of him smiling the best approach here? I can sell the photo for 5 million points.  And it's the perfect tool in asserting my dominance as the first love considering that Kiyotaka is going through the polygamy route. Lastly, I get to see him smile and fawn over his 8-pack abs and suck his dick and have his big dirty cock inside me and he-ah ah ah nevermimd that sht, just another day of fighting my internal consciousness.

1 Week later:

So I've decided this. And idk uhhh was it worth it??? I feel like he's trying his best while also being a cunt you know. Jesus F. Christ, if only I knew how to handle a dense but hot  and big-- swelling semen dripping cock. Noooooooooppppppppppeeeeeeee. Anyways here's what happene-

"Kei-channnnnn you're back. Would you like a dinner, ora/ or a bath, or m-eee."

*This brand new episode of top 100 wildlife animals that makes you question your sanity showcases a new species found at tokyo specifically at the Advance learning High school, an apathetic big dick- stop with the fucking dick already kei- who is currently expressing his "undivided" attention and love to his ptsd gf.*

"I would like to get the old Kiyotaka back." And I would like to do the deed as well.

"Eehhhh?!! But Kei-chan, you told me that you want me to express my emotions more. Am I doing it wrong?? Are you mad? Please don't be mad :<. Huhuhuhuhuhhuuuuuuu."

I did but not in this way. I was expecting a smile every now and then, not this shit.

"Yes I did. No you're not doing it wrong, in a way yes. No I'm not mad."

"Hmmmm if you say so. Anyways how's my cute and beautiful yet stern girlfriend doing?? Did you encounter any trouble today? Tell me if someone bothered you, Imma beat them up with my rocket punch fooo foo foo *incoherent stupid animal punching the air noises* foooooooooo huff huff."