Weirdest sht find you can on wattpad (COTE)

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"The new Energizerizer 3.0 Triple A batteries is now available at your nearest stores!~"

"Tipped or not? I say it's balanced.~"

"Sudden disappearance of adult males age ranged from 30-50. Women are now expected to do men's work.~"

"Yatta!!! Contestant no. 1 managed to pass stage 6th with only 3 seconds remaini.~"

"The northern parts will be experiencing dimmed skies and slight to moderate rainfall. And as for the sou.~"

"Surge of missing adult males in Kagoshima in the last 48 hou.~"

"Hmmm the channels are all boring."

"Tokidoki setsunai hitomi de warau nowa ♪~ mada miserarenai kokoro ga arunda ne ♪ ♪~."

"Yasou mo soubi mo hitoshiki inochi utsuketa mushi no zaregoto odei o haizuru kachiku no kyōji ~♪♪~."

"Szzszzszszz~ Hoooooo!!!!!! So this is how Chef Motokichi Yukimura cooks his signature dish!~."

"GOOOOAAAAAALLL!!!! GGGGOOOOOAOAOOAOAOAOAOOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAOOAOLLLLLLLL!!!!!L!~."

"Kotone-san! What do you want to say to your fa~"

"I should just sleep."

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"Tsk."

Tv plays in the background.
"That commercial was brought to you by 8man news."~

"Are you planning to send him?"

"It's a waste of time but..."

"But wha-"

"But I can't refuse free money...........BaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAAHAHAHAHA."

"I don't think he will listen to you~"

"Shh Sh Shhh Shh Sshhhhh. I didn't ask for your thoughts now did I?"

"N-no.."

"Then shut up and finish your job."

"H-haii sumimasen..."

"Sate, go on make it hard."

"H-hai... does it f-feel go-good?"

Grabs a lock of her hair.

"Hey hey hey hey do your fucking job. We're husband and wife on the outside but right now, you're my servant. So just... move those tits and don't utter shit alright?"

"Mmmfmmmmfm."

"Haaaaaa mmmrmgmh ahh. Tell that gold digging bit- secretary that there will be a meeting later tonight at around 0600 from now. And wear the most sluttiest dress you can find."

"Mmmhmhm."

"BaHaHahHahHahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh yeah,... I wonder what would his reaction be if he sees those two reuniting bla bla bla what fuckass. But hey it'd be hella interesting tho... hmhmhmh hmhmmaahah hmhmgahahaha hahahahhahaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AH AHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA!!"