Unknown POV:
Yare yare daze.
Weekdays just finished leaving us a farewell gift of a shit ton of projects.
3 per subject. So that's wait engrish, Japanese, History, science, math.... idfk man im stressed.
Oh but K********************-kun, you're not stressed. For you have the strength and will to fend such petty problems.
Bro I'm out of gas. I can't even walk properly and I'm so tired that random bs comes and goes to my head. Heck I'm even talking to you which there clearly isn't anyone here. Just imagine like being half high and half sober. Kna mean.
Ahh how I wish for a partner. Not a girlfriend. Like a partner, who's gonna hit me up asking if I'm free to hang out and do crazy shit like riding a bike on a skateboard park.
But I don't hate the idea of having a girlfriend. Sure it has its pros and cons but I'd like to have someone as my girlfriend when I'm sure that the person is someone who I can be comfortable with. Perhaps the comfortable type where I can be my true self and she won't be mad at it.
Haaa that must feel good.
"K***************!"
Uhh who's there? You're kinda creepy. And why shout?
"Just open the door ffs."
"O-ok..."
Haaa swear to Y E E E E E E Z Y that you ain't wasting my fucking time.
*Opens door*
*door creaks*
"Seeeeeeeennnpaaaaaaaaaiiiiii!!!"
"E-Ehh?!!? H-how a-are you here? And Ya*******??"
"I don't know myself."
"Hehehe did you miss me s e n p a i ?"
"Stop acting like that. You resemble a certain kouhai of mine. Well not mine but still kouhai senpai- anyways why are you here? No, how are you here?"
"A goddess?? Kinda appeared from thin air then she did the cliche stuff where there's a wish and stuff. Long story short ur sister wanted to meet you."
"Oh is That so? Haaaa so how's the outside world?"
"Pretty ok ig. Your sister's a hassle man."
"Heeeyy I am not hassle."
"Yes you are. Ask your brother."
"Hey onii-chan!! I am not fucking hassle."
"Ight ok ok you win."
"Do you like my present k************-kun?"
"Uhh who are you?"
"I'm the goddess."
"Sheee no cap you look-"
"Look what?"
"Ah shit sorry words can't express the beauty you have."
"Awwww"
"But numbers can SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH BABY GIRL YOU'RE A 1000/10 BABY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH YO DAMN HOT MMMMFMF BABY I WANNA SLAP THAT THICK JUICY ASS"
"Hmhmhmmmmm y-you're w-way b-below m-m-me." *rubbing her th-*
(A/N: y'all horny)
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FanfictionWeiredest seht you're aver si. I dnot know waht the fuck is going on with da author. Prolly watched too many senzawa videos. It's my first time writing a fic so please bear with me. This is prolly gonna be the most shittiest fanfic you'll read
