little warning: bad words
(this is just bts/txt/en-/skz cuz they're the only ones i stan right now.)
yoongi: can you look up serotonin?
jimin: would you like the shopping category?
sunghoon: sunoo never wears necklaces that I give him
jake: you don't give him-
sunghoon: I don't give him necklaces
ni-ki: *studying for a test* loving the ✨s e x i s m✨ medival times were strutting back in the day
minho: I don't know I'm just feeling b!tchy and seungmin's kinda just standing there like "hit me! with a truck!" so I obliged like the great friend i am ✨💜😌
chan: go sit in the corner and think about what you've done
minho: fiiiiiiiiiiine
innie: Who wouldn't want to be pole dancing in a green house?
seungmin: I'm sorry w h A -
kai: well if you feel like trash then recycle yourself and become someone new.
kai: wait that was really inspirational
beomgyu: *talking about iPhone 12* That's a scam! You think I buy a phone for the phone, no I buy it for the charger and headphones!
hobi: Snuggle equipment! Teddies, blankets, socks, tea or hot chocolate, love you never got from your parents, cookies...
yoongi: Look you either do crack or drink black tea. Two types of people, you are one or the other there is no in between it's a direct correlation. And if you do neither? You're just a part of the sim, you aren't real.
innie/jungwon/yeonjun/jungkook: i will take my piece of evidence and shove it so far up your ass elaboration will come out of your nose. I hate essay season.
hyunjin: just sneezed and my hair went kablooey.
han: I highly doubt I'll live longer than you.
minho: Why, do you know how many diseases there are in my family?
han: Do you know how much butter I eat?
jungwon: if i wasn't a virgin i'd walk straight into the gutter and ask penny wise how many babies he's eaten, because i bet i've eaten more.
kai: My dad bought me a crowbar!
soobin: *mishearing* YOUR DAD MADE YOU EAT A CROWBAR?!
beomgyu: what's a crowbar?
beomgyu: ...is it a protein bar?
beomgyu: *typing into google* crowbar...definition.
han: Like, you consent to sex and then after the sex u take it back like, bro give me my virginity back.
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Fanfiction━━━━━ ✯❈✭━━━━━ just fanfiction about actual people. I don't do this often. and it's in another book because...I can. title from Blue Hour by Tomorrow by Together DISCLAIMER: This is simply a piece of fiction using real people as references. I would...
