Ya Know The Thang That Makes Ya Not Think So Well I Got It So I No Thunk So Good
IM BACK AND HERE TO F*CK YALL UP
*Uynm 2.0 Has Crashed Due To Reasons*
I killed him
*Uynm 2.0 Has Crashed Due To Uynm Killing Him*
Thats better
Izuku:Can Ya Not Kill People
No
Midoriya: NOT UYNM 2.0 HE OWNS ME MONEY
Izuku: Your To Young To Have Money
Midoriya:Shut up
Izuku: You Shut Up
Momo: YOU BOTH SHUT UP
Why do we argue...
Momo: why not
Eri: WHO ATE THE APPLES NOW I GET NO CANDY APPLES
Todoroki: no clue little girl
Eri: Im a little girl that can kick you as*
Captain America: LANGUAGE
Eri: B*TCH
I made this child less innocent.. God help me
God: No ima watch you suffer
That's not nice
Anti-Uynm: He Never Said He Was Nice
Shut it
All Might: ANTI-UYNM ITS YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER
Anti-Uynm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You can cook ya just a lazy as*
Anti-Uynm: I have no clue what your talkin about
I saw you cook dat good stuff
Anti-Uynm: *Blursh* THAT WAS ONE TIME
You made some fine Kale Soup
Anti-Uynm: No
Yes
Todoroki: WHERES THE FOOOOOD
Anti-Uynm: ZIP YOUR TRAP BEFORE I BREAK IT
Which Zipper?
Anti-Uynm: *Yeets Uynm To No Man's Lands*
Midoriya: Thats A Little Extreme
All Might: Was It Though
Izuku: Maybe....
Todoroki: MAKE THE FOOD
Anti-Uynm: ALL RIGHT ILL MAKE THE FOOD NOW SHUT UP
Todoroki: Thats A Little Mean
Midoriya: I Just Said It Was A Little Extreme..
Izuku: And
Midoriya: Just Saying
Anti-Uynm: Jeez Everyone Disappeared Leaving Me Here.... All Alone................. Crap
Momo: Im Here
Anti-Uynm: HOLY SH*T *Anti-Uynm Has Fainted*
Momo: We Are Playing Pokémon?
Todoroki: We Are Playing Adventure Time
Midoriya: HELL NO IM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN *Midoriya High Tails It Out Of Here*
Izuku: AdventureMon?
*Godly Light Falls From The Sky*
???: LOOK WHOS BACK
Izuku: YOU!
???: ME
Izuku: FIX THE HOUSE
*The Light Disappears Revealing Uynm In Everyday Clothing*
NOOOOOOOOO
Everyone (Besides Anti-Uynm and Uynm 2.0 and Author Uy- wait what): YES
*Uynm Sadly Walks Into The Shed*
Izuku: Not This Again...
Momo: Yes This Again
Midoriya: Minecraft This Again
Phil Swift: I Sawed This Minecraft In Half!
Todoroki: MY MINECRAFT WORLD I DEFINITELY DIDN'T USE TO FIND INFO ON IZUKU BEING ALL MIGHTS SECRET LOVE CHILD
Izuku: WHAT
Todoroki: EH?
Momo: HUH
Dio: WRRRRYYYYYYY
Hell In A Bottle: DIO GET BACK IN YOUR BOTTLE
Anti-Uynm: FOOD IS FINALLY DONE
Todoroki: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC
NO
Midoriya: I Think I Died....
Did you see John?
Midoriya: Whos John?
He's a demon
Izuku: Thats Neat
He Tortures Food
Todoroki: HOW DARE YOU TORTURE FOOD?!?!
Idk
Momo: There Is Evil Food
Todoroki: THERE IS NO SUCH THING
Izuku: You Said Uynms Food Was Evil
Todoroki: IT WASNT EVEN FOOD
HEY
Izuku: It wasn't that bad... it just had alot of salt
.... rude
*Everyone Disappears Randomly*
And... thats ruder Im Ending it on me being abandoned by my friends.... that wasn't very nice also IM NOT DEAD
YOU ARE READING
The Stuff I Think Of When Making Jokes (Completed Kinda)
NonfiksiJokes I've said or heard or idk I don't care if they are TEARable but I hope they are kinda funny? I Ended This Sh*t Show
