(Thinking)
Talking
Whisper
SHOUTING
-Telepathic Talking-
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//Kouh Academy/Third Person POV//
We see the 3 biblical factions as well as other assembled for the meeting talking about the Khaos Brigade.
Michael: So lets start the meeting shall we.
Azazel: The Khaos Brigade is on the move again but this time they dont have the white dragon emperor-
Valian: Empress.
Azazel: Empress on their side.
Issei: And Ophis.
Azazel: *sigh* And Ophis.
With that the Ouroboros Dragon God appeared with Great Red.
Everybody (except Issei): GREAT RED!!!
Red(we calling her Red all right): Ahh hello foolish Beings and Hello to you as well hubby~
Everybody (except Issei): HUBBY!!!
Issei: Why!
Gasper: Tell me why
Saji: Ain't nothin' but a heart ache
Rock: TEEeeEll Me Why
Garou: Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Azazel: I NEVER WANN-
Issei; YEAH WE KNOW YOU GUYS LIKE I WAN'T IT THAT WAY BUT PLEASE THERES A MEETING GOING ON WE WILL SING IT LATER!!! Now onto why you are here dear.
Red: Of course hubby, I am here because Trihexa's seal is about to be broken I do not know why she is so persistent in getting out.
Odin: How have I not felt it?
Red: That I could not answer. (The bitch felt my hubby that's why.)
Balalaika: So how long do we have before she breaks lose.
Red: In the near future.
Rock: Can you at least tell us?
Red: No- Wait is that you Bahamut?
A Red light with black accents emitted near the heart of Rock.
Bahamut: Ahhh. It's been a long time sister.
Red: How the mighty have fallen. *snort*
Bahamut: YOU TRY FIGHTING TWO ANGRY SITERS, THE BEAST OF THE APOCALYPSE AND GOD LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!!
Red: Oh so I was the one who held you back?*cold as space*
Bahamut: n-n-n-no
A yellow light suddenly appeared on Gasper's right eye.
Dio: Ahhh Great Red, it so nice to see you again.
//RWBYverse/Third person POV//
Yang: *sneeze*
(the first milliseconds)
Jaune: OH MY OUM THAT WAS THE CUTEZ SNEEZE EVER!!!
Yang gets close to Jaune's ear and licks it.
Yang: Cum here lover boy
//DXDverse/Third Person POV//
Red: Nice to see you two Dio, hows the daughter?
Everbody: DAUGHTER!?
Gasper: WHAT THE FUUUUU-
Sirzechs suddenly looks at gasper with so much fury you would think he was the real Lucifer.
Sirzechs: My son is right here. *edge is over 9000!*
Gasper: *sweating*-UUUUDGE
Dio: Why are all of you so shocked?
Gasper: Weeeelllllllllll you kinda are not the romance type.
Dio: Hey let me tell you something very interesting later Gasper.
Gasper: Yes sir!
Everybody got over their shocks and went on with the meeting. The first topic they talked about was why where the Khaos brigade where acting up. (Spoiler alert Cao Cao is female) The second one they talked about was a Sword and a weird shield(?) that Red found on the outskirts of the Dimensional gap. And last and finall-
Michael: So who is going to be Isseis first wife?
All the girls (except Grayfia, Gaspers Harem and Sitri peerage): ME!!
(AN: Valeries mother will also be in Gaspers harem and Saji's mother would also be in his harem(Sitri peerage). INCEST IS WINCEST)
Red: No I would be his first wife because I am the strongest.
Ophis: NO! *angry*
Issei: (Wait... EMOTIONS COMING FROM OPHIS!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!)
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Author: HELP ME YOU BASTARDSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Sis: How are they going to help you when your inside the screen?
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